Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)
by Climb Razor July 7, 2010

Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.
by Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen November 14, 2005

Kaiser is an amazing guy! hes sweet sensitive and has an awesome sense of humor. He is very atractive and is deffinatly the guy you can count on. Kaiser is great boyfriend material and is very understanding and treats a girl like royalty! hes outgoing most of the time and easy to talk to but has a shy side that few people know about. he likes all kinds of girls, from blondes to brunets and even gingers! if you date him consider yourself super lucky! there arnt many guys out there like him!
Kaiser is so sweet!
by alkjwoeirbnjkadv August 1, 2010

I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally kaisered me.
I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk!
I am going to kaiser until I can’t walk!
by Duke of New Orleans April 17, 2006

To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.
Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!
by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011

To be caught masturbating.
To masturbate.
Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
To masturbate.
Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.
I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.
That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.
I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.
I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.
by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007

by beast head June 16, 2008
