KaiserSose 

the 1337est videogamer of them all

kaiser is soo goddamn 1337

KaiserSose by Stoner June 28, 2004

Kaisermiser 

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.

I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!

Kaisermiser by Ballssssss October 21, 2012