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Quite literally the best girl in existence. She's the reason you wake up in the morning looking forward to the day. She's a total British fiend. She's far more beautiful than she ever gives herself credit for. She's a devoted and loyal friend, and a very loving person. Kaeri is of an otherworldly breed. She truly is remarkable and one of a kind. She's the type of girl anyone on Earth, or anywhere for that matter would be lucky to know, let alone be close to. She's a trusting, and honest person. She is beyond amazing. A marvel and a true gift to mankind, she is a unique and beautiful soul, and deserves nothing but the absolute best the world has to offer.
Kaeri : Hey Josh. <3
Josh : KAERI<3333333333333
Kaeri : lol
Josh : :3
Kaeri by Blood.Blitz June 21, 2011
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Kairi Cosentino

A famous wasian tiktoker from New Jersey who is known from Mattia Polibio's lollipop video, where they shared a lollipop with each other. He stands at 5'4 just like Olaf from frozen. He can practically dance to any audio on Tiktok because of how great he is. Kairi also laughs at a high pitch which many girls find attractive.
Person 1: Wait was that Olaf??
Person 2: Nah that was Kairi Cosentino
Person 1: Damn he's low-key cute

Person 3: AND HE DANCES TO LIKE ANYTHING!!
Kairi Cosentino by TKDBoi December 17, 2019
Related Words
kaerich • Kaeri • kaerick • kaerigan • kaerii • kaerin • Kaerisia • Kairi • kaelin • kaeli

kairi consentino 

kairi the one midget from tiktok who is associated mattia polibio, alejandro rosario, alvaro romero, roshaun diah and olaf from frozen. smallest out of the nj boys group. the cutest asian you’ll ever see <3 cute as shit
person 1: who’s the cutest leprechaun on tiktok?

person 2: kairi consentino duhh
kairi consentino by nj boys December 8, 2019
He is a funny, kind, and friendly. He falls for the girls who have a good personality and who is beautiful on the inside. He can be capable of many things and has very weird friends. He doesn't like most popular kids and is friends with a lot of people. He is related to people you may know and may not. He is mysterious and has a lot of secrets. If you know a Kaedin don't leave him, he might be the only one you get
Guy 1: Hey you know kaedin
Guy 2: yeah I'm friends with his cousin
Kaedin by IMA_KAEDIN June 2, 2018
A kid who tries to press charges over Xbox
Kae9ine hates booters but boots
kae9ine by bukoi April 20, 2019

käärijä 

Eurovision 2023 runner up, famous for his song Cha Cha Cha. The most attractive man to ever exist.
Omg did you see käärijä??

Yes omg he's like the sexiest person in the whole world
käärijä by ValentineZ June 2, 2023
Kairi is the best most fun girl to be friends with. They always find the best in you and can never stay mad at you forever. If your name is Kairi, you are a great person!
If you are friends with a Kairi, then you should try to be with them forever...
Kairi by Kittenmeow May 23, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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