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kaerigan 

A blubbering, stuttering, fleshy yalish with issues and sexual mistendencies, groveling at the feet of teachers and classmates seeking the troved knowlegde that be "What is a handjob, what is hard and soft?"
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h--h-h-h--h-h-h-h-ey Alex, w-w-w-w-w-w--w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-hats fornication."

They are often subject to predatorial animals, such as Maxes and Jerms roaming the school savannah. Their forms of attack are limited--only an insolent dumping of the test tube on the predators. Normally, the attack will fail, and he'll retreat into a flood of stutters.
"Kaerigan! Ask your mother what a handjob is!"
kaerigan by Alextheexisting February 8, 2024
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Karrigan 

A feisty breath of fresh air if you enjoy brutal honesty and a spicy attitude. Beautiful and proud woman with piercing eyes and a strong personality. She always follows her instincts and for good reason. She is almost clairvoyant when it comes to judging character and taking risks. A true leader and loyal companion who has your back, but if you cross her once it is a long hard road if you dare to reconcile your friendship. Love her or leave her it's all the same back her into a corner the gloves are coming off. Very sensitive, hard working, impulsive shopper, loves cooking and entertaining friends. Her presence is strong and never goes unnoticed when she walks into a room. She is truly in a league of her own and everyone knows it!
Don't mess with Karrigan!
A beautiful girl who respects other people. She makes alot of mistakes, but learns from them. People need to shut the f*** up about her and stop the rumors. She's an awesome person who's better than all you fakes.
" Kerigan is effing amazing "
" Ifkr? " xD
Kerigan by Itellitlikeitis94 April 23, 2011
A Karigan is very beautiful and pretty. Karigans are also very athletic. They are also the best friends to have. They are soooo sweet and kind but if u cross them, just don't, if you have a Karigan as a friend or best friend KEEP her. You will regret it if you loose her. Karigans are harsh sometimes but remember they are just telling the truth even if it is brutal. She cares alot about everything. She is very smart. She can do so many things it would make you jelous.
Karigan pernounced care-again
karigan by April😊 September 21, 2017
she is beautiful and amazing, precious and gorgeous. Although sometimes she thinks about herself too much she is still the most amazing person you’ll ever meet she is so funny and makes you laugh constantly. Her beautiful dirty blonde hair falls perfectly. And her brown eyes will enhance you and make you fall under a spell.She is perfect!!!
“Kerigan is amazing
Kerigan by pellipst February 18, 2018
She is a gorgeous girl who Loves to dance. Normally tiny with bright blue eyes. She has a nice body and loves to make others jealous. She doesn’t know how to be serious and pushes people away but she loves to be the center of attention. A lot of people talk about her but she doesn’t care.
Kerigan is so pretty.
Kerigan by Crappybooty237 April 2, 2018

Backwards Kerigan

The act of a man turning and placing his asshole up to a woman’s box.

He then dispels a gust of wind* directly into the eye of the beast.
“Yo man that chick I was telling you about is a FREAK!”
-“Thatta boy brither, how so?”
Last night she begged me for a ‘Backwards Kerigan’ and I fuckin blew her away! She told me she loves me”
-“Wow man, awesome.”
Backwards Kerigan by Sh!tsmeller October 9, 2023