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Similar to ka-pow like in a comic book (EB Style)
The ball slamed in his face, KADUCHE!!!
Kaduche by Bob the Bum October 23, 2006
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poopoo kaduche 

is when your pooping and the poop hits the water

so hard that it splashes water back at your butt
my poop hit the water so hard that i was poopoo kaduched bad
poopoo kaduche by skooterpasquale December 19, 2018
Related Words
A very sexy guy
"I wish I was Kaduce"
kaduce by Immisterk November 25, 2019
"There is no one better than kaduce"
Kaduce by Immisterk December 1, 2019

Kadouche 

Kadouche is an Arabic Lebanese slang for a wrap sandwich, literally it means a bite to eat. Kadouche is also the name of a Lebanese bakery franchise that started in Dubai the United Arab Emirates.
Can you make me a kadouche?
Kadouche by zayraoun May 23, 2010

kahuchen 

A malicious teenage boy who dates terrifyingly ugly girls half his age. The basis of this wicked act is "EXTREME DESPERATION". They have a propensity to be very ugly (uglier than Jay-Z) that the miraculous mirror shatters into a thousand pieces, causing them to chase little one metre tall primary school girls with pony tails. They have an affinity to be a "LONER" at school, hiding in the dark shadows of “CU DEN”, and always suck up to the sometimes hot teachers on yard duty. They prefer the wicked looking. The teacher just wants to say to them "FUCK OFF UGLY PERVERTED FUCK". They then become very depressed and look so impious that they will start a bloodbath massacre. They are precarious creatures. They are the root of all evil and repugnance.

They tend to have "weird retarded hair" and they're face is filled with pimples. They walk with this gay retarded hunch. They are occasionally very clumsy (Tony), scientific facts have concluded that they were born like this. Statistics show that when they are born, 1 in 3 parents contemplate about killing them. Who the hell wants to have the ugliest looking paedophiliac child in the world?

In the final verse of "Bible 2", Jesus says that he must come back to us (for the second time) to stop this menacing subhuman from disturbing our exultant daily lives.

When kahuchens mature into adults, they are likely to go for even younger girls. Their favourite time of the year is the school holidays and after school (around 3.30) . Police refer to these kahuchens as desperate paedophiles. But "KOOL" people refer to them as "kahuchen".

In all aspects, they are the most terrifying creatures/retards to live on this earth. And a bill has been passed into parliament to try and eradicate these horrid beings.
"Look, he's touching the little girl's ass!"

"call the cops, but first smash the fuck out of him"

"put some gloves on, you don't want to be like them"
kahuchen by Jman23 April 28, 2005

kahuchen 

having problems which leads to desperation and taking advantage of people.

a boy that who is desperate for a girlfriend and so he asks a little girl out who is way younger than he is and having sex with them but the girl wants to do it. he cracks a boner over a little girl and as well who is desperates fucks the chick so he feel whats its like to fuck someone.
asking a girl out thats younger than you and want to have sex with them
kahuchen by assasin April 28, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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