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kadouche 

Chandler is a kadouche
kadouche by Caarrrlllliiiiieeeeee January 29, 2007

Abra-kadouche 

The magic charm in every autist bad-boy douchebag.
"Its my way, or yeaaahhhhhh yeahh yeahhhhhhhh!!!!! WAKE UP!!!! QUIT SMOKING METH IN MY MOMS BASEMENT!!! SPONGEBOY ME BOB! N××××× CAT F××!! I'M SO FUCKING EDGY! I LIVE IN COROLLA!!! ABRA-KADOUCHE!!!
Abra-kadouche by Xam Xela May 12, 2020

kardouchean 

1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.

2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.

3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.

4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!

" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans

You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
kardouchean by TurkTurkleton December 28, 2011

kidouche 

a kid who is being a douchebag
Billy is such a kidouche.
kidouche by wildcataz April 4, 2009

Kardoucheian

Anyone who watches or has watched, participated in or otherwise gained entertainment value of any kind from watching "Meet the Kardashians".
Check out that Kardoucheian watching that fucking meaningless show "Meet the Kardashians", what an asshole!
Kardoucheian by MHL425 December 18, 2014

poopoo kaduche 

is when your pooping and the poop hits the water

so hard that it splashes water back at your butt
my poop hit the water so hard that i was poopoo kaduched bad
poopoo kaduche by skooterpasquale December 19, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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