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Kadouche 

Kadouche is an Arabic Lebanese slang for a wrap sandwich, literally it means a bite to eat. Kadouche is also the name of a Lebanese bakery franchise that started in Dubai the United Arab Emirates.
Can you make me a kadouche?
Kadouche by zayraoun May 23, 2010
Words you can keep

kadouche 

A giant douche bag, an asshole, or a bitch
Chandler is a kadouche
kadouche by Caarrrlllliiiiieeeeee January 29, 2007

Abra-kadouche 

The magic charm in every autist bad-boy douchebag.
"Its my way, or yeaaahhhhhh yeahh yeahhhhhhhh!!!!! WAKE UP!!!! QUIT SMOKING METH IN MY MOMS BASEMENT!!! SPONGEBOY ME BOB! N××××× CAT F××!! I'M SO FUCKING EDGY! I LIVE IN COROLLA!!! ABRA-KADOUCHE!!!
Abra-kadouche by Xam Xela May 12, 2020

kardouchean 

1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.

2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.

3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.

4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!

" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans

You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
kardouchean by TurkTurkleton December 28, 2011

kidouche 

a kid who is being a douchebag
Billy is such a kidouche.
kidouche by wildcataz April 4, 2009

Kardoucheian

Anyone who watches or has watched, participated in or otherwise gained entertainment value of any kind from watching "Meet the Kardashians".
Check out that Kardoucheian watching that fucking meaningless show "Meet the Kardashians", what an asshole!
Kardoucheian by MHL425 December 18, 2014

poopoo kaduche 

is when your pooping and the poop hits the water

so hard that it splashes water back at your butt
my poop hit the water so hard that i was poopoo kaduched bad
poopoo kaduche by skooterpasquale December 19, 2018
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