Kabuche 

A synonym of hello, used as a greeting

"Kabuche my dudes"

Kabuche by Mae__ September 27, 2020

Kabucha sauce 

A type of special sauce

Bryan: “yo William I stole this nice ass kabucha sauce from a homeless man want some?”

William: “yeah bro I love that shit!”

Kabucha sauce by DragonChickens#3205 August 16, 2020

poopoo kaduche 

is when your pooping and the poop hits the water

so hard that it splashes water back at your butt

my poop hit the water so hard that i was poopoo kaduched bad

poopoo kaduche by skooterpasquale December 19, 2018

kahuchen 

A malicious teenage boy who dates terrifyingly ugly girls half his age. The basis of this wicked act is "EXTREME DESPERATION". They have a propensity to be very ugly (uglier than Jay-Z) that the miraculous mirror shatters into a thousand pieces, causing them to chase little one metre tall primary school girls with pony tails. They have an affinity to be a "LONER" at school, hiding in the dark shadows of “CU DEN”, and always suck up to the sometimes hot teachers on yard duty. They prefer the wicked looking. The teacher just wants to say to them "FUCK OFF UGLY PERVERTED FUCK". They then become very depressed and look so impious that they will start a bloodbath massacre. They are precarious creatures. They are the root of all evil and repugnance.

They tend to have "weird retarded hair" and they're face is filled with pimples. They walk with this gay retarded hunch. They are occasionally very clumsy (Tony), scientific facts have concluded that they were born like this. Statistics show that when they are born, 1 in 3 parents contemplate about killing them. Who the hell wants to have the ugliest looking paedophiliac child in the world?

In the final verse of "Bible 2", Jesus says that he must come back to us (for the second time) to stop this menacing subhuman from disturbing our exultant daily lives.

When kahuchens mature into adults, they are likely to go for even younger girls. Their favourite time of the year is the school holidays and after school (around 3.30) . Police refer to these kahuchens as desperate paedophiles. But "KOOL" people refer to them as "kahuchen".

In all aspects, they are the most terrifying creatures/retards to live on this earth. And a bill has been passed into parliament to try and eradicate these horrid beings.

"Look, he's touching the little girl's ass!"

"call the cops, but first smash the fuck out of him"

"put some gloves on, you don't want to be like them"

kahuchen by Jman23 April 28, 2005

kahuchen 

having problems which leads to desperation and taking advantage of people.

a boy that who is desperate for a girlfriend and so he asks a little girl out who is way younger than he is and having sex with them but the girl wants to do it. he cracks a boner over a little girl and as well who is desperates fucks the chick so he feel whats its like to fuck someone.

asking a girl out thats younger than you and want to have sex with them

kahuchen by assasin April 28, 2005

kauche

1) see salty.
2) word used in awkward circles to describe the characteristics of those whom they admire or are secretly infatuated with.

Sydney: he is so kauchey.
Katharine: i know he's kauching it up!

Samantha: he's such a kauchebag.

kauche by kaucheykid April 6, 2011

kabuchi 

He is a big bhosrika
But tommy shelby took classes from him

Hey ghelchoda its kabuchi coming better move

kabuchi by FHK. November 22, 2021