Similar to spitroasting it is where 3 people doing a devils threesome where 1 guy has the mouth and 1 has either the asshole or the cunt but the position before was double penetration and the guy who had the ass went to the front. And the girl is upside down laying on something while the guys stand and fuck her from both angles
"Bro my gf wants to do some kabobing and idk what to do."
"Not while we are eating kevin. We love how you trust us enough to tell us this, but on behalf of me and your mother we don't want to hear about a 16 year Olds sex life"
A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.
I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.
Boxing whilst eating a Kabab, either a Kabab in one hand and hitting with the other, or eating a Kabab/several Kababs in between rounds. Originally coined by Tommy Little on his #1 hit show.
Daniel - Did you see the Kaboxing match with Thommy?
Carrie - I can't believe he didn't puke after he ate that Kabab before the fight.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.