kabobbing

N. The act of pleasuring oneself while playing air guitar.

Dude! Knock next time! I was just totally kabobbing to some fucking sick Motley Crue licks.

by Lawrence Shu-bop September 5, 2006

kabobbing

The act of plunging a sharp, or pointed object into, and through a person or other object

As Dead pool (Ryan Reynolds) once said, "You may be thinking my boy friend said this was going to be a super hero movie, but that guy just turned the other guy into a fucking kabob!
emphasizing he is in the act of kabobbing someone

Jack says to his friend Bob, "Hey Bob do you remember dead pool kabobbing that guy in the movie?"

by JLC_ May 25, 2016

fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 December 10, 2008

Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.

Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"

by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

Snot Knobbing

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.

Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.

by Jocko Love November 8, 2013

kaboinger

Erection, Stiffy, Boner

Dave popped a kaboinger while delivering a speech about salmon

by Innocent bystander who fell victim to this painful sight January 30, 2007

cabobbing

The act of giving a blow job while canoeing. Often caused by long hours of cabrewing.

What a tramp! She went was out on the river cabobbing all day!

by Kahlen July 3, 2008