Kablamoed 

When you get so crossed you can’t even talk

Thomas you was kablamoed

Kablamoed by Bigraff August 23, 2019

Kabammed 

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker

I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!

Kabammed by Cadrems July 24, 2015

Kabamed 

When something you love is unfairly taken away because of someone else. Based off of the game company Kabam.

Guy 1: So you can't use the computer anymore because your brother was caught watching porn?

Guy 2: Yeah, my parents totally Kabamed me.

Kabamed by THIsuduper August 27, 2014

Kabamed 

The act of paying someone money to forcefully rape you in the anus.

Person 1: "Hey what happened to all of your money? And why are you walking funny?"

Person 2: "I was Kabamed by some guy last night."

Kabamed by Doc. Strange April 12, 2017

Kablamo 

Another way of saying something is cool, (made popular by TLI www.thelonelyisland.com in the movie entitled "White Power") because they are cool. no pun intended. Another variation of KABLAMO by Ardy is JAMMERRIFIC.

Jorm: "I made you some pottery!"
Kiv, Ardy: "Not Ka-blamo!"
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so if something isn't cool, you just say:
"That's so NOT ka-blamo!"
or just "Not Kablamo" as above.
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If something is cool, for example eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, you would say:
"That's kablamo!"

Kablamo by ComeOnDownTo April 15, 2006

Kablamo 

Can also be spelled ka-blamo. Kablamo = awesome. According to Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer of The Lonely Island.

If you just won the lottery, that's kablamo... but if you majored in pottery, that's not kablamo.

Kablamo by trashwire.com May 30, 2006

Kabamedat 

(Ka-BY-me-dat) An intense desire to have an item purchased by someone else for your own personal use.

Hey Mom! Look at that Power Ranger, kabamedat???

Kabamedat by Jae Lorette August 24, 2007