Kablammed

To be killed or heavily injured with unnecessarily massive explosive force, such as a cannon or large bomb.

Chicago is crazy. I saw someone turn down and alley, and get kablammed by a guy in a tank.

Kablammed by Whiskeyfox July 6, 2026

Kabammed 

Screwed over, glitched. Having been left vulnerable in a game due to poor programming, resulting in huge losses of game items, troops or other valuable game items with no compensation.

Having been screwed over and uncompensated by a game company because of bad programming or the deliberate intent of the gamemaker; seemingly to generate more revenue for that gaming company.

A situation which a gamer unexpectedly experiences losses through no fault of his own, and left uncompensated by the gamemaker

I was totally Kabammed, I came online and discovered all my troops inexplicably dead or disappeared- my game glitched.

I wrote to Customer service but they wouldnt help or compensate me. I was Kabammed!

Kabammed by Cadrems July 24, 2015

Kabamed 

When something you love is unfairly taken away because of someone else. Based off of the game company Kabam.

Guy 1: So you can't use the computer anymore because your brother was caught watching porn?

Guy 2: Yeah, my parents totally Kabamed me.

Kabamed by THIsuduper August 27, 2014

Kabamed 

The act of paying someone money to forcefully rape you in the anus.

Person 1: "Hey what happened to all of your money? And why are you walking funny?"

Person 2: "I was Kabamed by some guy last night."

Kabamed by Doc. Strange April 12, 2017

Kabamedat 

(Ka-BY-me-dat) An intense desire to have an item purchased by someone else for your own personal use.

Hey Mom! Look at that Power Ranger, kabamedat???

Kabamedat by Jae Lorette August 24, 2007

Kablammo

an onomatopaiec word, suggesting an explosion, although can be used as a greeting or as a random word.

when describing an explosion "and it all went KABLAMMO!"

"friend: hey.
you: kablammo"

Kablammo by xhellyx May 17, 2004

Kablameyshmack 

Ka • blam • ey • shmack
/kablam'e'shmak/
Verb
Usually refers to an extremely sharp and forceful smack, but can be used to describe any form of damage or extreme force inflicted by one object to another.

"Boy fuck outta here 'fore I kablameyshmack yo staple remover lookin headass."

"The dodgers are going to kablameyshmack the reds tonight bro."

Kablameyshmack by Shoul June 11, 2017