When an idiot decides that riding his or her crotch rocket wearing only shorts and flip flops is a good idea and the subsequent aftermath of the 100MPH crash he will most likely get into.
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COP1: "Dude this motorcycle crash is horrible."
COP2: "No shit! Check out this Kawameatrail. It has to be at least 300 yards long."
COP1: "Is that a toe?"
COP2: "No it looks like an earlobe or nipple."
COP1: "I'll get a mop and bucket."
COP2: "It'll take forever to clean up this Kawameatrail."
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.