Kabamedat 

(Ka-BY-me-dat) An intense desire to have an item purchased by someone else for your own personal use.

Hey Mom! Look at that Power Ranger, kabamedat???

Kabamedat by Jae Lorette August 24, 2007

Kabamed 

When something you love is unfairly taken away because of someone else. Based off of the game company Kabam.

Guy 1: So you can't use the computer anymore because your brother was caught watching porn?

Guy 2: Yeah, my parents totally Kabamed me.

Kabamed by THIsuduper August 27, 2014

Kabamed 

The act of paying someone money to forcefully rape you in the anus.

Person 1: "Hey what happened to all of your money? And why are you walking funny?"

Person 2: "I was Kabamed by some guy last night."

Kabamed by Doc. Strange April 12, 2017

Kabamed 

Repeatedly getting screwed over

I brought an item for X amount when it's cheaper some were else, I got kabamed.

Kabamed by Bluepirro May 20, 2018

Kawameatrail

When an idiot decides that riding his or her crotch rocket wearing only shorts and flip flops is a good idea and the subsequent aftermath of the 100MPH crash he will most likely get into.
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COP1: "Dude this motorcycle crash is horrible."
COP2: "No shit! Check out this Kawameatrail. It has to be at least 300 yards long."
COP1: "Is that a toe?"
COP2: "No it looks like an earlobe or nipple."
COP1: "I'll get a mop and bucket."
COP2: "It'll take forever to clean up this Kawameatrail."

Kawameatrail by Masshole of the year August 18, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019