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When you are out in public and everyone constantly confuses you with Justin Beiber.
Young stupid chick: "Yo, dude, are you JB?"
Adult: "No, I am Dave."
Adults friend: "Dude, you got KSnowed, again!"
KSnowed by zerbedog November 27, 2012
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Knowedgeability 

Knowedgeability is a measurement which is often used by sociologists and psychoanalyists to determine, on scale of 1-100, the degree to which any given person can be known. Factors that play into a person's knowedgeability include: personality disorders, intellect, predelectation to small talk, physical appearance, self-image, and various other factors which may not be characteristics of the object, but of the subject, which do not explicitly play into the knowedgeability of the object.
Example: Person A is the subject and Person B is the object. Person A has a characteristic which may increase or decrease the knowedgeability of Person B, such as blindness or volume, which may eliminate or alter factors of Person B that play into Person B's knowedgeability. A situation may be as follows: Travis is very handsome, (he has a characteristic which strongly effects his knowedgeability) and Jen is blind. Jen's blindness eliminates Travis' physical appearance from the list of factors which effect his knowedgeability. In this case, Travis' knowedgeability was decreased by Jen's blindness.
Absolute knowledge of the future said in past tense before it actually happens.
I knowed we will be married.
knowed by DAKnowed January 10, 2009

been knowed (something specified) 

This phrase is similar to "already know (something)" or "have known (something) for a long time". It's used when one is too lazy to speak the proper phrase. "Been knowed" seems to have a more powerful meaning though. Like you've known something so long that it's ridiculous that the other person trying to inform you of the topic that it is utterly ridiculous.
Dina: The new Snoop Dogg video is on the countdown.
Chris: I been knowed that fool.a

knowedgeability 

The degree to which a person can be know.
I have not yet meet Travis, however I have talk to him on the phone, thus his knowedgeabilityis 3/4. Once I meet Travis his knowedgeability will be at 100%.

knowed up 

Boady is sure knowed up on collecting purple shit
knowed up by ANARCHYHAHA69 May 28, 2021
“I kneww it… I knowed I made a good choice
Knowed by anonymous May 6, 2022
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