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Kokward: awkward moments with or because of Mr. Kok.
mr. Kok walks by and punches you, you back to your friends "that was kokward!!!!!"
Kokward by Coffee4tea!!cup December 18, 2010
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kokwilliam 

Noun, often used to describe a person that is, for lack of a better term, a fucking dickhead. A kokwilliam will constantly try to one-up you, or attempt to prove that he is smarter than you, when in fact he/she is not--all the while completely oblivious to the fact that everyone he/she comes into contact with can't believe they just suffered an interaction with one of the most hated persons on earth. a kokwilliam is even hated by their own family members, pointing to the theory that a history of abuse (physical/verbal/sexual) early in life, eventually results in a kokwilliam
I couldn't be as big of a fucking dickhead as kokwilliam even if i tried. I can't believe that no talent, grey gumby, just for men, foot drop prick hasn't come out of the closet yet.
kokwilliam by scoopy December 6, 2004

Kokwaffle 

Derogatory; Someone who's personality traits are so appalling, they have Dick-like qualities, to the extent of which I hate waffles.
Did you hear about what that dude did to his wife? He's such a F***ing Kokwaffle.
Kokwaffle by PurePenance February 2, 2010
A bit of a muppet...
"Kokweasl !!" Like when you watch someone on TV and you think they are rubbish.
kokweasl by Drop The Bone May 11, 2006
a smart funny girl with a hard to prononuce name. everyone thinks she should be a writer for some reason??? she likes food and cake and if u call her ugly her tiny bff will fite u.
person 1: damn that gurl is ugly
person 2: thats a mirror kokwe
*kokwes bff shows up*

Tiny bff: dONT CALL URSELF UGLY BC U R AMAZING THAT PERSON IN THE MIRROR DOESNT KNOW U
kokwe by avery galileo March 27, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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