Kokwaffle 

Derogatory; Someone who's personality traits are so appalling, they have Dick-like qualities, to the extent of which I hate waffles.

Did you hear about what that dude did to his wife? He's such a F***ing Kokwaffle.

Kokwaffle by PurePenance February 2, 2010

Kwaffle 

1. The lord of all waffles. deriving from the union of king and waffle. king+waffle=kwaffle.
2.A uber, amazingly delicious waffle.
3. Waffle royalty.

Today, just an ordinary waffle, but soon i shal become Kwaffle and rule over all over waffles!

Kwaffle by Fritzxcore January 28, 2007

Kwaffle 

A Kwaffle is an amazing word to descirbe a wench who just ate the rest of the custard in your gelati.
This one is a union of "Cunt" and "Waffle"
The "K" gives it something extra.
Not to be confused with "Quaffle", which is some ball in harry potter or something.

Rizz: "What is that old man doing over there?"
Shannon: "What old man?"
Rizz: *steals custard*
Shannon: "You kwaffle!"

Kwaffle by John Bach July 2, 2006

Kwaffle 

a group of emo boys, usually 3 or more together in a group. very rare to be seen except at concerts, some parties, or on a college campus.

"Wow, did you just see that kwaffle walk by? There must have been a hundred of them!!"

Kwaffle by Ruca2386 July 16, 2008

Koufaffle 

Koufaffle means that something is a mess or looks crazy.

What's wrong with your hair it looks like a Koufaffle?

Koufaffle by Cocoakells October 6, 2010

knobwaffle 

Knob <n>

1) The penis

2) An obnoxious person

Waffle <n>
1) Someone who chats shit
2) blathering on

Knobwaffle <n>
1) A person who acts a Knob and chats shit

Seriously you are a big knobwaffle give ya brain and mouth time to catch up

knobwaffle by Honeybee2104 June 6, 2021