Koalas 

A sexually transmitted disease, carried exclusively by Australian girls. The Australian equivalent of crabs.

"Dude, that chick from Melbourne gave me mad koalas, I was pissing eucalyptus leaves all night."

Koalas by MrXcitement April 11, 2008

koalas 

the most badass animal there is. bear-looking grey fluffy creatures. definitely koalafied for being the coolest thing there is.

Person 1: i hate koalas
Person 2: ~stops being friends with Person 1~

*obama is there, everybody is clapping, koalas attack Person 1*

koalas by androgynous soup <3 March 19, 2019

Koalas to the Max 

A very entertaining and satisfying website that allows you to make pictures of koalas. You'll want to finish, but you won't.

I'm doing a koalas to the max right now.

Koalas to the Max by 1:38 October 18, 2018

good koalas 

good koalas: (1) a phrase stated in response to good situation to describe a state of being such as elation (2) gnarly, sweet, cool, awesome, stoked, etc (3) good deal, good time, etc (4) lucky, grateful things went down as they did

it has reference to koala bears which is awesome, if you did not know they are quite vicious if they have not been eating. when they eat the leaves of the trees they live in it makes them high because they are poisonous but they have adapted to eat them. when they are high there are known to be quite friendly and can be approached and even petted because they are quite docile. if you stumble across a hungry one your in for a fight....hence a good koala

good gnarly good deal right on sweet righteous solid stoked lucky awesome good situation

dude a: yeah man, so that chick totally wants you man, she wants you to give her a call tonight around 7. you are so getting some!

dude b: good koalas man! i can't wait, i'm stoked!

good koalas by Zigaphor January 12, 2009

Yellow Koalas 

A criminal organization or "gang" mainly based in urban areas of Columbus, OH. The make-up of this clan is mostly Caucasian individuals, and unexpectedly, about 2/3 of the group's population is made up of homosexual men. Their inconspicuous color choice of yellow was made to allow victims feel a sense of comfort with the affiliation. This is quite the misnomer as Yellow Koala activities include crimes such as human trafficking, wellfare fraud, and manslaughter. They are especially notorious for cases of assault towards young children. They refer to this as "friendly" attacks or "Barney" assault.

Dem Yellow Koalas dangrous as hells

Yellow Koalas by ganginfoohio April 27, 2010

Smuggling Koalas

The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial

Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night, she was smuggling koalas during foreplay

Smuggling Koalas by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025

Mikhail Kalashnikov 

The Soviet regimes had a manic need to display the country’s excellence to the world and especially for their own sovoks, whether the reason was the Slavic inferiority complex or whatever, for the civilized world their efforts were tragicomical, in reality it was a mere developing country with a nuclear weapon (due to the help of Western commies) and today's successor, Putinstan is basically unchanged with the same mindset.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
Mikhail Kalashnikov also began to believe in this Soviet myth about himself as a creator of the AK 47, the quote is allegedly from Joseph Goebbels, the Minister of Propaganda in the Third Reich.

Immediately after the war, the Soviets began hunting experts in various fields from Germany for forced labor into the Soviet Union, among these thousands was also a weapon designer Hugo Schmeisser and his 15-member team and 500 other German gunsmiths, metallurgists and scientists. HS had developed the world's first usable assault rifle, the Strumgevehr 44. Kalashnikov denied having met Schmeisser ever (in the town of Izhmash), but at least once in a weak moment in an interview in 2009 he said he had "collaborated" with him - this is the good ol' Homo Sovieticus' hero-making method; talents develop a product, but the glory goes to the own peasant. Schmeisser was allowed to return to the "liberated" part of Germany in 1952 only to die the following year.

When the pompous Mikhail Kalashnikov statue was unveiled in Moscow 2017, at the same time, in a way, the real designer of the AK 47 was also unveiled, but only for a moment... The sculptor had blundered by depicting Schmeisser's designed StG 44 and its parts on the pedestal of the statue - an angle grinder was found and soon this embarrassing reminder of honest historiography was removed.

Mikhail Kalashnikov by O. W. Tongueincheek February 8, 2022