MrXcitement's definitions

Koalas

A sexually transmitted disease, carried exclusively by Australian girls. The Australian equivalent of crabs.

"Dude, that chick from Melbourne gave me mad koalas, I was pissing eucalyptus leaves all night."

by MrXcitement April 11, 2008

Bach-head

A stoner who enjoys listening to classical music when high.

"Man, that Concerto for Harpsichord in G Minor is so fucking core. Dig it."
"Dude, you're such a Bach-head."

by MrXcitement April 15, 2008

drama

A verbal STD, commonly distributed in high schools, but also found in colleges, workplaces, residential neighborhoods, and nursing homes.

1. Dude, don't think about it. That bitch has major drama.
2. Oh fuck, I've got drama.
3. Drama is hilarious when it happens to other people.

by MrXcitement April 6, 2008

race check

An initial warning that one calls when telling a racially touchy joke in a public place.

"So a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar, wait, hold on. RACE CHECK!!"
"*silence*"
"OK good, so a white guy and a hispanic guy go into a bar..."

by MrXcitement August 2, 2008