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1. The Danish word for "slap" but specifically the sound it makes when you slap someone's butt

2. Award winning party game from Denmark and undeniably Denmark's national sport. The lovechild of table football and air hockey, just way better and with magnets
1. Did you hear the KLASK that ass made?

2. Sure, I'll play you at KLASK, loser buys drinks!
KLASK by Chris P Tose March 15, 2023
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kladkanker 

"Kladkanker" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to a piece of written work or programming code that is of poor quality, unintelligible, or nonsensical. The term is often used to express frustration or disappointment with the outcome of one's own writing or coding efforts, especially when they fail to meet expectations or are difficult to understand.
Nadat hij urenlang aan zijn scriptie had gewerkt, realiseerde hij zich dat het eindresultaat pure kladkanker was en dat hij het helemaal opnieuw moest schrijven.

Translation: After working on his thesis for hours, he realized that the end result was pure kladkanker, and he had to rewrite it entirely.
kladkanker by Jeroen207 March 31, 2023
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Klasky Csupo intro 

A thing that is now used by strange YouTube communities to make effects of it.
Video name: Klasky Csupo Intro Omega Effects Round 2 VS Somebody and E
Me: wat
Klasky Csupo intro by metrolord June 14, 2020
Ryan Raddon is his real name.
He s a famous DJ who's beats are pure magic.

Also, people on Jersey Shore love this fucker.
Maggie: "Oh my god, have you heard Kaskade's new album, Fire and Ice?"
Ashley: "Yeah, it was okay."
Maggie: "Right? Dynasty and Dance.Love were so much better."
Kaskade by maggiethemae November 10, 2011
shoot with a gun. San Diego, California slang made famous by Mitchy Slick, a member of Xzibit's Strong Arm Steady rap group.

On Xzibit's Weapons of Mass Destruction album in the song entitled Klack, the chorus has Mitchy Slick saying Klack for the niggas that bang in the city. This means to shoot your enemy to get revenge for your friends that were shot by them.

this slang term originates from the sound made by the hammer of a handgun when it slams down propelling the bullet out of the gun. you can hear the sound better if the gun isnt loaded.

to get klacked on means to get shot by someone.

Besides Mitchy Slick, Damu (another SouthEast San Diego rapper, also a member of Mitchy SLick's underground rap group named Tha WrongKind) is the only rapper that uses this slang.

klacker = shooter
These examples are all from Mitchy Slick lyrics:

Getcha klack on! (Go shoot at the enemy!)

Heads, Knees,shoulders and elbows can get klacked off if you dont know the code in Daygo. (If you dont know gang ettiqette in San Diego, you can get your Head, Knees, and shoulders, and elbows shot off.)

Klack Klack Klack! (Next time I see you, you getting shot!)

He was a known rider, he inherited the Sickness every southeast Daygo nigga got inside him. Not AIDS but the whitechalk fever, when his get-back klack is needed, he's eager as a beaver.

(He was known for being a killer. The sickness runs in his family, not AIDS but the compulsive urge to kill. He's eager to kill for revenge when he has a chance.)

Get on a klack mission for four or five nights. (Shooting and killing your enemies every night for 4 or 5 nights in a row)

klack by Deekin Lakeio August 29, 2006
The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking
Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
klankin by Careful Casey January 26, 2014

KSHE Klassic 

Back in the days of AOR (album oriented rock) radio, many stations would be given promotional copies of newly released albums. The DJs at KSHE-95 in St. Louis would dutifully listen to each of these records start to finish, and would sometimes find hidden gems on obscure albums by equally obscure artists. These songs would be given regular airplay and would become popular in St. Louis but relatively unknown elsewhere. Most KSHE Klassics are songs from albums released between 1970 and 1975. Some of the more beloved KSHE Klassics:

"Dead and Gone" by Gypsy
"Lake Shore Drive" by Alleota, Haynes, and Jeremiah
"Gold Medallions" by Tucky Buzzard
"The Last Illusion" by J.F. Murphy and Salt
"Sepia Sister" by Shoot
"Seven Bridges Road" by Ian Matthews
"Isle of Debris" by Stu Nunnery
"Home Again" by Batdorf and Rodney
The KSHE Klassics Hour can be heard on Sunday mornings at 10 a.m.
KSHE Klassic by Tommy Hodges September 30, 2013
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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