Justinky

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the perfect nickname for someone named Justin or Justine who has an incredible odor to them. Stinky is basically already embedded in their name. They reek of rotten cauliflower and tend to have 3-4 STDs

"Wow, Justinky smells even worse today"

"I know dude, she bathed in raw fish oil and sprayed some dead moose deodorant on"

Justinky by catlover932 January 30, 2009

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justinkayitis

the condition in which a person has incredibly random urges to go the beach at least two times a day.
this will tend to happen at night.

person 1: "i love pickles on my sub"

person 2: "fuck i need to go get some salty water on my balls"

person 1: "my friend, you have justinkayitis"

justinkayitis by thepost07 January 21, 2010

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Related Words

Justinky • Justin Kyle • Justiney • justinaya • Justinfy • justinkayitis • Justinkeith • its_justiney • Justin Ryan • Justin K

Justiny

Destiny they are ment to be together but... the boy is too much of a coward to ask her out

Justiny is real and it is love

Justiny by Evergreens February 15, 2021

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its_justiney

Its_justiney is a great human being she is amazing streamer. She love reading chat. If she's your friend never lose her because you will regret it I guarantee you

PPL1:You are so its_justiney

PPL2: Omg thank you so much

its_justiney by Messiisthegoat6x July 21, 2021

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Justiney

A Justiney eats children while they watch spongebob squarepants. Then listens to her best friend meow while she swallows then slowly. Then forces her sister to dance like a chimpanzee.

Spongebob and Patrick stab their eyes out as Justiney kills their viewers!

Justiney by angry cats January 19, 2009

justinaya

is a person that don't care about no ones feelings. Is real , cool ass a person could be. Likes fighting . Tell ppl whats wrong or right && always take up for close friends/family. Always don't care what no one gots to say about her . cause her self esteem is higher than your mother's rent . she loves everybody . PPl Looks Up To Her.

Justinaya Is A Good Person.

justinaya by AdoreeJayy September 6, 2016

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Justiney

A justice quality of a person. One with very fair skin & long straight black hair, beautiful eyes with a beautiful well- kept body . A creative, talented human being with a high IQ. A woman of refine culture & sweetness. A leader & full of grace. He that finds her has found a rare gem because she comes from a noble family & there is quality in who she. Many do not compare . Her love has won the lottery!

I have found my love, Justiney a beautiful Princess!

Justiney by Young heart💖 November 23, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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