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Paradox Duplicate 

A duplicate created as a result of time travel. When one object travels to another time where that same object also exists, then two of the exact same object occupy the same time. The popular theory is that one of the paradox duplicates is doomed to destruction as a result of the universe attempting to correct this violation of the reality matrix of existence. More pressing is the belief that, were the duplicates to come in contact with one another, it would violate the very basic law of physics that 'no two objects can occupy the same space at the same time', and, thus, unmake the universe.
"That's why i didn't want us to meet, Fry. We're paradox duplicates. The more we stayed away from each other, the better chance we had of staying alive. I guess I was wrong...(cough)"
-Futurama: Bender's Big Score
Paradox Duplicate by Razorglove January 26, 2010

Jimplicated 

To make something more difficult than it needs to be. Used most commonly when referring to AV related circumstances.
This rig is taking an extra four hours because it has been jimplicated.
Jimplicated by RedTech August 27, 2022

Ruplicate 

To reproduce or recreate resulting in more than one copy of a desired item/object. Stems from a mixture of Latin "Duplicate" and French "Replicate".
G: Go ahead and ruplicate the database incase we need another copy of the original.
Ruplicate by Pinger061 January 28, 2013

jewplicated 

When one's life becomes complicated by the dating of multiple Jewish men.
I went out with Raphael last night, but I think I'm going to go out with Ethan tonight - my life is so jewplicated!
jewplicated by GeraldLVR January 10, 2010
To prove something one way or the other, not necessarily in a court of law.
We will need to judicate the system to the auditors.
judicate by Brian Maden January 8, 2008

Jewplicate 

The offspring of a Jew, especially one that is a duplicate of the same gendered parent.

A word for stereotype Jew traits/characteristics used to describe similarities.
There's no way Aaron can deny that baby is his, he's a jewplicate of him!

I'm looking for someone with a more jewplicate nose to wear this gimp mask
or
He needs to jewplicate his writing in a hurry, Anne Frank wouldn't be pleased.
Jewplicate by HumpStumpsRump January 11, 2011