jewplicated

When one's life becomes complicated by the dating of multiple Jewish men.

I went out with Raphael last night, but I think I'm going to go out with Ethan tonight - my life is so jewplicated!

by GeraldLVR January 10, 2010

Jimplicated

To make something more difficult than it needs to be. Used most commonly when referring to AV related circumstances.

This rig is taking an extra four hours because it has been jimplicated.

by RedTech August 27, 2022

Jewbligated

To feel obligated to argue, return or reject something over something as small as a penny.

"I felt Jewbligated to buy 2 smaller jars of peanut butter for 2 pennies less than 1 larger jar."

"I gave you $20 for a 9.99 bill and you only gave a 10 back, where is my penny dammit!"

"I found this same product 2 cents cheaper next door I'll just get it there instead."

by iseeingi2i October 26, 2012

Jewplicate

The offspring of a Jew, especially one that is a duplicate of the same gendered parent.

A word for stereotype Jew traits/characteristics used to describe similarities.

There's no way Aaron can deny that baby is his, he's a jewplicate of him!

I'm looking for someone with a more jewplicate nose to wear this gimp mask
or
He needs to jewplicate his writing in a hurry, Anne Frank wouldn't be pleased.

by HumpStumpsRump January 11, 2011

Jewplicate

To make a cheap copy of something.

Steinberg jewplicated books at the bookstore with his camera because he was too cheap to buy them.

by urban-dicktionary-man January 7, 2015