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Junk Fro

A lot of pubic hair around a man's penis, also known as their "junk."
Man, I really need to trim this Junk Fro before I hook up with that chick.
by JunkFroMaker June 1, 2011
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Junk Up Front

A special "package" worth sharing, an endowed frontal view
“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.
by Okto December 7, 2011
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Junk in the front trunk

a massive cooch bulging out of a chick's spandex and or sweat suit
"look at that dudes package"

"Thats not a dude, its a chick with massive junk in the front trunk"
by Scum Pigeon March 7, 2009
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front junk

the percussion contraption worn on the front of the body by blue grass or classic jazz washboard players, esp when the washboard is adorned in haphazard way with wood blocks, scrap metal, bells, etc.
I think Lem's brought his front junk, if you guys need some rhythm for your set tonight.
by Erwin G December 13, 2010
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front junk

A male's bulge outline, visibly emphasised when wearing unneccesarily tight trackpants; usually frowned upon by society as a whole.
Bree: Hey Kaylee, did you see that guys front junk?

Kaylee: Yeah, his trackies are too tight.

Bystander: Are you talking about that guys front junk? He should invest in a baggier track pant, or at least choose a darker colour.
by cannas™ November 3, 2008
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junkfront

The act of sending photos of genitalia in place of your own
You know Dave’s junkfronting on Reddit but
by Nightlyneighbor October 11, 2021
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