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"I'm going to go surprise Jumom on this balcony " said Juan the horse
Jumom by purple LOUD mouth November 27, 2020
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Jumoke is a
child who everyone pampers because she’s adorable and a blessing to her household . She’s selfless , fun and witty . She goes out of her way for friends and family. She always shields her loved ones
Olajumoke is such an adorable lady . Omo dada bi Olajumoke
Jumoke by Iyawo Ijesha January 30, 2020
Related Words
Jumom jumomo jumo Jumpman jummy Jumms Jumming jumman jummer Jumoke
a word used to describe the disappearance of an object, person, or place

OR

an appearance of an object, person, or place
*my grandmother Tilly walked in the room unexpectedly*

me: juompf
juompf by billybokane June 7, 2019
Junior Moscow Operatives
Steve Bannon is quoted talking about the 2016 Trump Tower meeting, “The chance that Don. Jr did not walk these Jumos up to his father’s office on the 26th floor is zero.”
Jumos by DarkStarfish January 3, 2018
Jummai is a very beautiful girl, with the shiniest and prettiest brown eyes. She has a warm heart and is overly caring. She light up the room with her presence and goofiness and humor. She can be the kindest person you have ever meet, she’s very loving and the best person for a shoulder to cry on. Even when she’s going through it she always ensures that people she loves are okay. She will put her loved ones first and her friends second. She’s honest, loyal and very beautiful to top it all.
Jummai is an amazing friend.

Jummai is so hilarious she makes my stomach hurt from laughing too much.
jummai by Hyuassan January 31, 2020
A straight up thug who's sole purpose is to jump (aka mug or rob) people on their turf. Plural is "Jumpmen"
I just got my wallet cleaned out by a jumpman the other day!
jumpman by RazorRogers June 14, 2016
a girl who sleeps with any guy who passes by her more than twice in the same day...and who also does it cheap too...for a pound of rice or an ice cream conewest indian term.
look at that jummet.....she slept with jowen for a roll of tissue paper,but he took it back to wipe his ass
jummet by yhan'tze August 30, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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