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Junior Moscow Operatives
Steve Bannon is quoted talking about the 2016 Trump Tower meeting, “The chance that Don. Jr did not walk these Jumos up to his father’s office on the 26th floor is zero.”
by DarkStarfish January 03, 2018
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1. Chinese for troll
2. Jewish Mofo
3. Junior Moscow Officer
The chance that Don. Jr did not walk these Jumos up to his father’s office on the 26th floor is zero.
by JustTrynaHelpOut January 03, 2018
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An alternate or mistranscription of the word, jamoke.
In Michael Wolff's book, "Fire & Fury," the author misquotes Steve Bannon as saying "Jumo" when he was trying to say "Jamoke," a dismissive early 20th century insult.
by Brooklyn Reader January 12, 2018
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An offensive slur meant to be derogatory that is used universally to insult any person/s regardless their gender, race, nationality, etc. or be used as a substitute for any more specific slur allowing offender to intentionally disrespects someone while still not technically using an agreed-upon rude statement.
Anyone who would go to that place are nothing but a bunch of jumo

Those jumos are what is wrong with the world
by Omni963 January 04, 2018
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adj.

1) A substitute for the word clutch
2) Something extremely good.
3) An act of total awesome-ness
"That game-winning homerun during of the 9th inning was JUMO!"

"Your new car looks JUMO!"

"That steak was JUMO!"

"The New York Yankees have more championships than any other team in sports history. That's freakin' JUMO!"
by tsebtsrow May 18, 2009
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Jumo-is the Act of Jacking off well experiencing the munchies, Jacking off being "sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object"and the munchies "being when you get hungry after smoking weed. Usually people will eat a lot of junk food."
she was so high...she started to Jumo in front of us!
by BAd maNA JAMMA February 01, 2010
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