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Jummai is a very beautiful girl, with the shiniest and prettiest brown eyes. She has a warm heart and is overly caring. She light up the room with her presence and goofiness and humor. She can be the kindest person you have ever meet, she’s very loving and the best person for a shoulder to cry on. Even when she’s going through it she always ensures that people she loves are okay. She will put her loved ones first and her friends second. She’s honest, loyal and very beautiful to top it all.
Jummai is an amazing friend.

Jummai is so hilarious she makes my stomach hurt from laughing too much.
jummai by Hyuassan January 31, 2020
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jumaimah 

Jumaimah is a beautiful, courageous, artistic and an out going girl that loves her food if not then loves taking selfies or even playing games.
Jumaimah is the nicest girl.
jumaimah by cmoncmoncmon November 23, 2016
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Jummah AKA FRIDAY is a person you'll regret messing with. He is famous for his lines and insults. He is just FRIDAY.
He is not a monster, cartoon, or roaster. He just speaks humor and sarcasm all the time. Some people theorize that he is indeed an AI and runs on batteries since he sometimes is awake very late. He is a brogrammer as well.

Getting on FRIDAY's wrong isn't a wise idea either. He will either completely roast you as FRIDAY, or he will transform into SATURDAY and go full kamikaze on you. That's what happened when he was fighting the Trojan roach in OxTheLade's lounge on bottled, which resulted in FRIDAY (SATURDAY), OxTheLade and the Trojan roach getting banned from Ox's own lounge on Bottled (The Triple Execution). He is a part of pest control along with Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.

FRIDAY is also famous for his baataks thanks to Prahulala. Meowchikni wanted to cut him into pieces and put him in a grinder. He has tons of content of people too and claims to have seen Habibi's ass, but she denies his claims.

One of his few weaknesses is his didi. She once called him a vegetable and said "I love you babyyyy", which instantly became a meme among people.

Other than that, FRIDAY is abnormally high on music. You can spot him outside with his walkman if you're lucky. He finds happiness in the little things and loves to cheer people up. Physics and maths run through his veins, so he will gladly help you out with science assignments (Ask dAmbNA).
Example 1
Trojan roach: You lil bich

Jummah (FRIDAY): You'll regret coming out of your mom's ass.

Trojan roach: stfu bich, i fucked ur mom last night
FRIDAY: She was disappointed. Is that why there was a micro condom wrapper in the trash?
(Trojan roach gets banned)
FRIDAY: Told you, you would regret it. ☕

Example 2
fr34k: Yo, meowchikni wanted mentos, but used naphthalene balls instead. She then put cinnamon powder instead of coffee to make her coffee.

FRIDAY: HUHAHAAUHAHAUAHHAAHUAHAUAHA (Hysterical laughter)

Example 3
Habibi: why are you so mean :((
FRIDAY: I'm just FRIDAY. And that ass of yours is humongous.

Habibi: shatab

Example 4
Ox: Gaand mein lassan 😌
FRIDAY: Huhauahuahauhuaha, oh god, Ox you're breaking me.

Some famous lines:
"Why are you screaming, woman?"
"Shut Up Red Bitch."
"My line."
"My eyes."
"I'm just FRIDAY. 😌"
"Who let this dickless guy in?"
"You'll regret it"
"Told you, you would regret it"
"I'm going to find a gun, and shoot myself."

"Why is my face being used left, right and center all the time?"
"Meow meow motherfucker."
"Canada is on his hattrick."
"YOU DDMF."
Jummah by Lehen Ke Boudi December 4, 2022

jumainah 

Jumainah is a Arab name. Known as a 'pearl from heaven.' Jumainah has beautiful brown eyes and long amazing hair. She is funny, drop dead gorgeous and knows how to have fun. She knows how to take care of her loved ones.
Jumainah is gorgeous.
jumainah by Majid234 January 4, 2018

jummoistey 

Just another insult, like calling someone stupid; dumb.
That bitch looks real jummoistey.
jummoistey by someone’s bitch September 23, 2020
"He was jumming."
Jumming by JimmyGooday September 23, 2020

bum jummping

the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.
dude, i went up to the homeless person outside of kmart and totally and "bum jummping" we went.
bum jummping by cockney. January 23, 2011
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