jummer

Blow job, to suck a dick.

I caught a jummer from some broad last night.

by Turning Gargoyle November 27, 2006

Jummer

A derogatory term, akin to "gooner" or "beta", which insults a person based off the assumption they cum in jars. Can be used in multiple contexts such as a noun, verb, etc. (Jum, Jummed, Jumming)

"You're a sub-5 beta jummer."
"Hold on I'm jumming."
"I'm gonna jum."
"I jummed."

by 16lol May 18, 2024

Jummer

"Jummer's" are the arms of your friends.

Dang, your Jummer's look really nice today!

by Mor(e)peko December 9, 2025

Ship-Jumper

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

Skunk jumper

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.

Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Toe Jammer

Doo-Wop

Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa

by FartSmella22 June 2, 2021

Shonen Jumper

The non-religious equivalent of a Bible Thumper. One who must consult the "all mighty" Shonen Jump before deciding on whether or not they like a series. Approach with caution, those who do not also worship the Shonen Jump will be preached to until their minds implode.

Not all narutards are Shonen Jumpers, but all Shonen Jumpers are narutards.

"I was at Borders today and a Shonen Jumper was salivating all over the 'b' manga section. Thank goodness Battle Royale is shrink-wrapped."

by Linalin January 24, 2009