jummy

A hybrid of juicy and yummy. Commonly used to describe fruit.
This orange is so jummy!
by Antony Peacock March 03, 2006
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jummy

Country of origin is Ireland
Alter ego of Jimmy.
A simbiatic relation between the pot smoker in someone and the good faced conservative on the other side. Jummy only smokes the finest and hits the finest ass. He keeps Jimmy in trouble and vise a versa.
As Jummy exhales he proclaims "micheal moore is a complete bone smoker."
by jummy June 28, 2004
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jummy

Someone who is extremely fat and hot at the same time.
That boy is such a jummy.
by Danielle Rene May 10, 2007
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Jummy

Jummy is all powerful he can impregnate all women with one stroke
He killed Shaggy, Aidan and Matt with a single bitch slap

He got this power by getting bitten by a radiated vsco girl

if you glare at him your booty will be obliterated
Person 1: OMG its Jummy dont look into his eyes
Person 2: I cant he is too powerful
Person 1: no dont

Person 2: NO NO NO PLEASE NOT MY BUM BUM AHHHHH
Jummy : FEAR ME MORTAL I AM THE POWERFUL JUMMY
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Jummy

Something that is both jammy and delicious at the same time

Jammy + Yummy
Can be used in reference to a really good pudding "My, thats one jummy sponge!"
by Bear500 February 28, 2010
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jummie

Originates from the depths of (inbred) scotland, deprived ICT Technician with a tendancy to spread his bodily fluids anywhere and everywhere possible (hence the 5 kids!). The largest splaff manufacturer in the UK (and possibly the world!).

Not to be approached at night time, or the weekend when he prefers to be referred to as 'Show us yer cream cake bitch'.

He is also partial to the 'reach around' and 'donkey punch' techniques, and can easily satisfy 4 men simultaneously.

Also holds the world record for the most male genetalia inserted in his rectum at the same time (7!). In fact, he has his own sponsored brand of poppers 'Jummie Jizz Jumpers'.


'Jummie's gonna splaff in your meef'

'My God Jummie, you got your splaff all over my meefa'

by Jummie is a God November 30, 2007
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jummi

dies schweiser ist jummi.
by waffle December 02, 2003
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