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jurupa valley 

A city in So Cal where the hoes come easy and the dudes have chlamydia, this city is full of STD's and illegal mexicans GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN. Nearest cities to Jurupa Valley are Norco , Ontario , Riverside , Eastvale and Rubidoux. The elementary school kids hit juuls in the restroom during recess and the middle schoolers shank eachother when they get in fights. The high schoolers are very obnoxious and frankly, do not give a fuck. The house parties are wack the bitches here be boring and the dudes are just weird. There is graffiti everywhere because we're ghetto and you'll never drive down a street without seeing a tweaked out homeless person, so comforting. We all love to bash eachother for no reason except that it's the only form of entertainment we get here because there is NOTHING to do here but smoke the weed you bought from some dude named jose. Also, half of the male population here is named jose. But,,, we do have every drug you could ever imagine out here for the low-low, it'll be even cheaper if you flirt with the plug if you know what i mean.
person who lives in jurupa valley: yoooo i stay in jurupa valley wby ese

person who doesn't live in jurupa valley: where tf is that homez
person who lives in jurupa valley: it's riverside foo

person who doesn't love in jurupa valley: ooohhhhhhhh
jurupa valley by azzyisgod October 28, 2018
Related Words
Julupa Jalupa jelupa julapa Julopa Julpanda julua juluan Juluka julup
A ghetto delicacy which consists of any flavor Kool aid placed in a styrofoam cup and then frozen. There usually sold out of someones house and they cost about a quarter. The best way to eat one is to take it of the cup and flip it over so that the bottom side is up cause its always mad juice at the bottom
It's hot as a mugg, lets go round to Ms. Lindsay house and get a julup.
julup by Tia Samone July 5, 2005
A word used as a last resort when you don’t know what to say or can’t find the words to express yourself. May be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or interjection, and often pronounced with an Italian accent and hand gesture. Most commonly used as an interjection or exclamation.
Interjection/Exclamation: Julopa
“I don’t know what to say.... Like, julopa, much?”
“Uhhh.... Julopa!!”

Noun: Julopa
“The julopa hit me like a ton of bricks”
“He was overwhelmed with a sudden sense of julopa.”

Adjective: Julopa, julopish
Oh my gosh, that’s so julopa/julopish”
“It was a very julopish conversation.”

Verb: Julopa, julope, juloping, juloped
“I julopa/julope all the time”
“They were juloping”
“Man, I juloped so hard the other day”
Julopa by Emerducks February 13, 2019
A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.
That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.
jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010

Juluwawa 

New slang term for doing the splitz in gymnastics..the cooler way..
Jennie: Hey I can do the juluwawa! After all these years of training..it finally paid off! My friends are gonna be sooo jealous that I, Jennie can do the juluwawa!
A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph
My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!
Jalupa by old man April 15, 2005