julapa 

Yes Pussy

he ate my julapa

julapa by Smd dnndmsmsj March 23, 2022

jalapanus 

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

jalapanus by joxn August 3, 2007

Jalapatated 

Disfunctional or out of proportion; all messed up.

Brah that shits so jalapatated.

Jalapatated by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008

Julopa 

A word used as a last resort when you don’t know what to say or can’t find the words to express yourself. May be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or interjection, and often pronounced with an Italian accent and hand gesture. Most commonly used as an interjection or exclamation.

Interjection/Exclamation: Julopa
“I don’t know what to say.... Like, julopa, much?”
“Uhhh.... Julopa!!”

Noun: Julopa
“The julopa hit me like a ton of bricks”
“He was overwhelmed with a sudden sense of julopa.”

Adjective: Julopa, julopish
“Oh my gosh, that’s so julopa/julopish”
“It was a very julopish conversation.”

Verb: Julopa, julope, juloping, juloped
“I julopa/julope all the time”
“They were juloping”
“Man, I juloped so hard the other day”

Julopa by Emerducks February 13, 2019

Julanpani

Sweg word for a vipe instrument.
Kakmal.

Awe pass daai julanpani , hy laat jou kop kak yosos.

Julanpani by kakmal gotsis May 20, 2019

Julaani 

Julaani is a unique girl with a unique name she is misunderstood but steals all the boys hearts with her attitudes and looks she has a bit of sass up her pants so you better watch out! if you meet a julaani your very very lucky and special cause there rare to find

hey im julaani whats your name

wait a minute did you just say your names julaani
yah!
OMG ITS SOO NICE TO MEET YOU DO YOU WANNA BE BEST FRIENDS
SURE YOUR VERY NICE!

Julaani by hunminstill October 8, 2017

julaba 

when you poop and get a clean wipe with no shit on the toilet paper!
no trace evidence of your duty

Annika: Man I just took the biggest shit and it was a julaba!
Caroline: Lucky bitch! You didn't even half to wipe?!
Annika: NOPE

julaba by julaba mama October 5, 2017