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julesburg 

A crappy little hick town in Colorado where pretty women are scarce and the sasquatch like women abundant. Roughly 80 percent of the people there can fall under the term redneck, prep, or jock. A small percentage of others are just posers, and act like one of the terms I mentioned earlier. And even a smaller percentage of them are actually worthwhile people who are individuals and don't have their heads jammed up their own asses. Since the jocks, rednecks, preps, and posers get along so well, and theres so many of them, anyone else tends to become a loner. But when seeing what goes on between the others, they are happy for being a loner and feel a lot smarter.

To make things worse, the only thing that seems to matter to most of these people is the stupid high school sports teams, thinking that if you don't play every possible high school sport, you're doomed to failure, which every sensible person knows is not true

In the defense of Julesburg, just about every town around it is a lot worse, even though that may sound impossible.

You'll have a fine time in Julesburg if you can find a few of those diamond in the rough types and are good at ignoring douchebags.
I sure am glad im not from Julesburg and have to develope the ability to ignore everyone and search for diamonds in the rough to have a good time.
julesburg by Colin32 April 2, 2006

Judenbard 

Judenbard is Someone who have a beard and is a jewish bitch who called olli and sell his body under 2 €
Someone who want a beard and fuck Olli in the ass

Omg did you see that Oli Judenbard he fucked for under 2 €
Judenbard by Cuntii July 23, 2022

celestia ludenburg 

an incorrect way to spell the one and only Celestia Ludenberg's last name
Person 1: I love Celestia Ludenburg
Person 2: It's Celestia Ludenberg

Celestia Ludenburg 

An absolute trans lesbian queen who killed two men like a #baddie

Bestay should’ve gotten that castle😞😞😞

Her drills are also fake just like her personality and just like her boobs. *steals her weave *

Anyways Celestia is a pretty good waif even though SHE CHEATS ON KYOKO ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!!!!!! LIKE DAMN STOP CHEATING- THE 8BALL NEVER LIES

Taeko Yasuhiro js her real name btw🥺
Kyoko: Celestia Ludenburg is so hot- if only she didn’t cheat on me all the time

Makoto: Uh yeah… and you should probably break up with he-

Kyoko: No

doing celestia ludenburg 

hi person, i see you are doing celestia ludenburg. you are fucked up man

doing celestia ludenburg 

hello person, i see you are doing celestia ludenburg, who is a fucking virtual character from danganronpapapa. your fucked up