Definitions by DeepFriedGermknödel

matura 

An exam you take at the end of high school in Austria. You need it if you want to go to university. It's not really a big deal because they lessen the requirements each and every year making it trivial to pass. It is also the best time to make fun of your teachers.

Now that I finally have the matura, I can go do the entry exam for uni because that stupid test is so easy it has gotten meaningless by now.

matura by DeepFriedGermknödel December 14, 2022

Judenburg

Unimportant city in Styria, Austria. They have book stores, which are never open when you want a book. The McDonalds is at an inconvenient location.

I was forced to go shopping in Judenburg today, it was shit

Judenburg by DeepFriedGermknödel December 7, 2022

Ranten 

They have good ice cream in the highly unpopular minuscule collection of cottages known as Ranten. There's also a river thingy.

Man, I really am glad to have left Ranten. At least the ice cream was nice

Ranten by DeepFriedGermknödel December 7, 2022

Murau 

Don't ever venture there, this small town lacks anything noteworthy.

Murau is ein Kaff

Murau by DeepFriedGermknödel November 28, 2022

Krakau 

A remote part of styria where beer flows freely and snow reigns supreme. Bringing exotic food, such as bananas, is likely to get you lynched.

Man, I am really happy that I escaped the Krakau during this heavy snowfall

Krakau by DeepFriedGermknödel November 28, 2022