jowsed 

Another word for drunk/pissed

Im gonna get jowsed tonight

jowsed by looooooooooooooool October 11, 2008

Jowsed 

Another Word for very drunk.
Basically so you can't stand

Adam: "im gonna get jowsed tonight and pull some chick"
James: "i like the way you think dude"

Jowsed by Adammmmmski October 20, 2008

Jossed 

A term initially from Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fanfiction, the term 'Jossed' is now used in many fandoms as a description of when a fanfiction writer's explanation of a certain event or exploration of a characters' motivations which previously is ambiguous, is then explained by the actual fandom, and contradicts the fanfiction writers story.

The term is derived from the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon. The term is most prevalent in the science fiction genre.

It is used most commonly when authors are led to believe that a certain event may happen later in a Television series or book and write a story with that event in it, then the official author goes in a different direction, making their story 'AU', Alternate Universe.

This story about Buffy living in Los Angeles got Jossed when Buffy returned to Sunnydale. Now it's AU.

Jossed by Chanel #5 January 15, 2007

Jowser

A dick. A party-pooper. A person who refuses to chill with friends even when they have nothing better to do. A pain in the ass. A cry baby.

This word is meant to be used in any derogitory fashion deemed suitable to the user.

God damn it, bro! Tre said he'd come chill with us but instead he wants to hang out with his sister. Fuckin Jowser..

Jowser by Tiberious Jefferson 1321520 April 26, 2011

Jossed 

Named for Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Generally used by fanfiction writers when the shows chose to go in a direction that contradicted the story the fanfiction writer was currently working on. Jossing can mean that the show's writers contradicted earlier episodes, but more often just means that they filled in backstory differently than some fans did.

"I just wrote a story about Spike's past as a pickpocket, but it turns out he was a wimpy poet when he was human! I've been Jossed!"

Jossed by sarah90 May 28, 2005

Jewsed 

Jewish kid + juiced= drunk jewish fuck.

Hoon: "Josh was so Jewsed last night at Lukas' house!"
Annie: "I KNOW! he was too wasted to put his own shoes on"
Hoon: "That jew bastard wouldn't even let me hit his blunt, so fuckin stingy!"

Jewsed by TRAPHOUSEBOOMIN December 27, 2010

josed 

Pronounced "hoe-ZAYD." Version of the word "hosed" often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.

Dude, this implementation is josed!

josed by Trey Harris November 9, 2006