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joseangel 

He's the sweetest guy. always there for you. joseangel's tend to have a high self esteem. very loyal. They are very passionate people and will love someone with all of their heart. Joseangel's usually have a hard time expressing themselves and trusting people.never let joseangel down. he's SOOO nice, and some people will take advantage of this. its hard to find people like joseangel. he has a nice body, and is very hot. you'll be lucky to date him, and you'll never meet a better guy than him so hold on to him!!
person 1: joseangel is sooo nice!
person 2: omg hes so cute too
joseangel is the best boyfriend!
joseangel by TheRealestFacts April 19, 2018

JoeDaniel 

Two boys who have always been best friends since birth. They are always getting into trouble and it seems they created the word trouble. They both live in the same state and at times people will question if they are gay. When they are together with things such as four wheeler's or dirt bikes there is a 99.9% chance that one will flip. This explains people who are JoeDaniel's
Did you see that "JoeDaniel" they were definitely friends in the womb?
JoeDaniel by texaslovers December 24, 2016

joseangel 

A boy who is good looking but hard to get! He is smart funny and caring. He loves to talk to his friends and play sports. He is a hudge player but is still loving. He is loyal sometimes. Has a great sense of style. And is usually Mexican.
Where is joseangel?
Probably doing getting in trouble!
joseangel by blue cupcake May 13, 2018

jose daniel rodriguez 

A proud member of Faze Clan and ISIS. He has been in a couple of wars with some idiot, but is boys with Nathan Ocassio, him and Nathan don't believe lighting comes from the ground. While Luis Sepulveda does.
Jose Daniel Rodriguez is a very Outstanding at roasting people.
jose daniel rodriguez by Pamposs February 16, 2018

Jordaniel 

someone who’s superiority is unlike that of any other being. their only flaw is their addiction to hentai and roblox
do you know Jordaniel?
isn’t he that guy who doesn’t shut the fuck up about hentai and roblox?

JoseManuel 

Is a rich and sexy daddy he loves to hit girls from behind. He is shy around girls but he loves to kiss guys. He like to eat bananas on a boat in the mountains tops. Very smart and lifted tractors for a living. Very lovable
JoseManuel is so gay I love him Bc he’s so straight too
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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