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Maria Jose

Maria is a girl that isn't afraid to tell you that she loves you. The minute you meet her, she takes your heart. Her beauty has this way of stunning you every time you see her. She makes you the happiest guy in the world, and you can't stop loving her. If you ever lose a Maria, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Maria is someone to cherish while you have her. She will always love to joke around with you, and be near you. You can never stop loving a Maria. I love my Maria, and will never quit.
MARIA JOSE a wonderful person, she comes across as a lion and a bit frightening but she is a loyal lion once she becomes your friend. she will stand up against any one for you, go any where, get into to trouble with you. she has to most unique, beautiful personality, she is amazing at every subject including Latin!!! she never realises her amazing skills inside the classroom and as a friend.
Maria Jose by Mariajo13 July 12, 2018

Josefine 

amazing

shy
funniest
insecure
beatiful
caring
gifts
friends
Josefine is the most amazing person you'll ever meet and she will always be there for you when you need her the most. Josefine can be really shy at first but once you get to know her you'll never want to lose her. The men would never miss a chance on taking her on a date and she almost always say yes to explore life. She is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet and you will never have a boring moment once you get to know her. She is problably very insecure about her looks but is actually super beatiful and hot in bed. She is also very caring about her loved ones and will always call and check in on you to see that you're okay if she hasn't heard from you in awhile. Josefine is problably known for giving the best gifts, she most likely always tries to personalize the gifts to her friends and put alot of effort and love into them.

Josefine can be very scared to lose friends and she always asks herself if her closests friends around her loves her truley. She is not afraid to tell her friends and family how she's feeling. She also has a ting with words because there she can express herself without having to talk to new people and letting her shy part take over.
Josefine by ISITLN June 23, 2020

Josefina 

The prettiest girl even if she dosen’t believe it. Smart, Talented, amazing and funny. Her smile will always make u smile. She is a great bsf. Josefina is the type of bsf u never want to lose or you’ll regret it. Great personality.
“Wow I wish I had a Josefina
Josefina by BITCH83737 November 21, 2018
Shes a girl with so much dream and passion, knows how to understands peoples around with her. She's a secret keeper, an introvert but she's funny sometimes. She's a bit clumsy but loves to sing. But when it comes to love, shes definitely not one of the kind , she can love you unconditionally, so serious and loyal. Josefa is a sensitive person but kind. She love to pretend things are ok and fine. Her beauty is unique but she don't have much confidence to show it off. She's value her family and friends. Josefa is good at painting and drawing. She's rare so keep her!
Josefa
Josefa by Seffxseff June 9, 2021
She's probably Filipino or part-Filipino/Asian and is an amazing friend. But she'll call you out and leave you if you start getting toxic. She's probably short. She can be emotionally unavailable sometimes but she'll always put you first. THE BEST kind of lover who understands your love language and attachment style and is really supportive because she's either majoring in Psych or because she just always puts in that extra effort to understand you.
I wish I was Joselle.
Joselle by beeeepboop23 September 15, 2020
Someone that's perfect in every way you can imagine, but doesn't know it. She looks cute at every single angle. Her smile can fill up a person with happiness easily. Her eyes are just love traps, once you fall in them you can never escape. Her affection and love is a addicting drug. Not loving her is almost impossible.
Having a Joselin in your life is basically having everything in the world.
Joselin by Joselin's nigga June 30, 2018
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trucker's tan 

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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