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Pronounced "hoe-ZAYD." Version of the word "hosed" often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.
Dude, this implementation is josed!
by Trey Harris November 09, 2006
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Right after a guy cums inside a girl she goes and has sex with another guy.
One female friend of mine has a term for this, it's called "Making him eat Jose's cum," or, "Jose'd."

In her younger days she had a main squeeze, Jose, and she'd fuck him, let him bust inside of her, then she'd go on to the next guy and have him eat her out and fuck her later that night. She did this to countless guys.

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