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Josedavid 

One of the best friends you could ask for , he can be really funny sometimes but can also get on your nerves but overall he is a good person to be around A BIG SIMP especially for that one c in his life , He is very smart and talented and is loved by all he is almost like a big brother and is the life of the party Never fails to make you laugh and will always make you smile He know what he's doing with his lady's and he's got game a great person to have in your life.
Boy 1: "Yo did you here c and josedavid are dating?"
Boy 2: o fr?
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JohnDavid 

A Kind hearted boy who likes to flirt but not always he gets in trouble a lot and has weird friends but all the girls love him he can be annoying and confusing but he makes you laugh in the process he might show his love for you at any random time and he is easy to fall for most johns have brown hair.
JohnDavid is so Confusing and annoying but I still live him
JohnDavid by Imhereforyoname February 1, 2017

johndavid217 

JohnDavid217 is a kind hearted bloke. He has a mustache that would make Shakespeare turn an eye.
If one is lucky enough to speak to JohnDavid217 you will feel a warmth in your heart and soul.
Nitrozity: "I'm super bored I need someone entertaining to talk to"
Kenny: "How about JohnDavid217?"
JohnDavid217: "Im here, hey"
johndavid217 by XV Mods September 26, 2018
Funny overwatch godgamer.
JustDavid likes small kids

josedaniel 

Josedaniel is a very fun person that likes to hang out and get good looking women all over him
wow that guy gets so much play that has to be a josedaniel
josedaniel by baggymf May 30, 2022
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