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The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019
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If you know a girl name Jovanna,you know the baddest bitch their is! She may seem quite at first, but once you get to know her she is as loud as it gets. She is hella hot . She is mad nice. She is caring and loyal. When she says something she means it. When she likes a guy she really likes him. She is as cute as it gets. People always tells her things but she will never tell anybody what she knows. She is smart in some subjects. She is one of the best people you will ever meet.

Jovanna is a Italian name. Most people pronounce it wrong, but it’s a beautiful uncommon name. A Jovanna will always be hot and will always be a guy magnet.

Many guys will fall for a Jovanna rather they like it or not. If you know a Jovanna you better keep her cause if you don’t She will love on. There are many people who would love to be her friend.

This is only true if she was born on any dates from October 23-December 11. If she wasn’t born on one of those dates it may or may not be true
Jovanna is looking fine like always

Jovanna is hot

Jovanna is cute

I want to become friends with Jovanna

Is Jovanna single or taken
Jovanna by Kaitlyn Salerno October 29, 2019
The most beautiful girl on earth. She is so pretty,nice,loveable,and hot as hell. She doesn’t like many guys so if she likes you,you are very special. Many guys like her. She is as loyal as it gets
Damnnn Jovanna looking fine asl with her big booty and big tits. She hella hot
Jovanna by Kaitlyn Salerno November 26, 2019
The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny and can make you laugh at moments you do not expect, very attractive that if you come across her you will be awestruck and fall quickly for her. She's amazing in every sense of the word, from her beauty to her personality and she is someone that cares for you more than you could ever imagine. She may be really hurting on the inside but she will always find ways to hide it out and has a resilient character which makes the people around her feel like she can hold the earth up. Joanna is very mysterious and may seem to have trust issues but once she feels like it's safe around you will discover a full-sized heart shining in her eyes. Be aware, she is not the girl you can cross!
To spend time with Joanna will leave you with butterflies in your stomach.

Person: I do not feel okay!

Joanna: Open the door, I'm here!

- I met a girl named Joanna
- Nice, did you got her attention?
- Nah! she's smart af.
Joanna by Xiavierluther08 October 19, 2021
A beautiful girl who, although she is really pretty and funny, doesnt belive it when people tell her that. Is a great friend and is always there for you. Will fight someone if they hurt her friend
Friend- Im really upset
Johanna- its okay you can rant to me
Johanna by JLMarieS January 29, 2019
Joanna is the kindest person you will ever meet. She is beautiful more than words can describe. She is caring and very determined always striving for her best. She is hilarious and will always make you laugh and never wants to hurt your feelings. She has the biggest heart so if u want to become her friend she will become a big part of her friendship role.
Bella: hey have u met Joanna?? She’s literally the kindest person you will ever meet
Kendall: No but bring me along next time you see her everyone’s says she so caring!
Joanna by Peachygal February 16, 2021
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