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Definition - A term that is used colloquially to add some fance to the english word of ouch.
*gitz hedshot* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUC.

“Dude I can’t submit this word in its true form as a 1 word sentence.” JOUC!
Jouc by Joooouc February 1, 2023
Words you can keep
We fuckin on the jouch tonight, baby 😔
Jouch by Lavtea September 17, 2019
Related Words
Jouches jouche bag Jouce Jouche Jouc Joucas joucal Jouchies Joucke
> Jean or Denim Couch. A staple in most mid-west or St. Augustine based homes>
jouch, denim couch, jean couch, couch, jofa
Jouch by Manchejenning September 14, 2011
A word meaning juice, said in an accent and using the back of the throat for most of the pronunciation. Often mistaken for "Jones".
Hey, hand me that jouce!

That jouce tastes expired....

Orange jouce kicks apple jouce's ASS!
Jouce by Your favorite beaner June 24, 2010

jouchebag 

a jewish douchebag, typically found in places like Goldman Sachs, most hedge funds, most law firms, anything that involves making large amounts of money for doing non-essential tasks that contribute nothing to society.
Damn, why are hedge funds like SAC and Third Point headed by such short, hairy and greedy jouchebags...
jouchebag by WASPavenger2 July 26, 2010

jouche bag

A jewish douche bag. When calling someone a jew as an insult just isn't enough.
( Guys playing halo)

Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say

...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!
jouche bag by Jouche bag February 7, 2009
another way of saying juice. made up by a few kids in middle skool wile bored... JOUCE...
CHETO JOUCE!!!
DOOODDD THA JOUCE!!

i like jouce.
Jouce by Cheto Jouce June 24, 2010
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