Jouches

a word to describe high school juniors that are complete douches. Usually hang out in large groups and think they are bad ass.

That lunch table over there is nothing but a bunch of jouches.

by The Jouche Hater March 10, 2011

jouchebag

a jewish douchebag, typically found in places like Goldman Sachs, most hedge funds, most law firms, anything that involves making large amounts of money for doing non-essential tasks that contribute nothing to society.

Damn, why are hedge funds like SAC and Third Point headed by such short, hairy and greedy jouchebags...

by WASPavenger2 July 26, 2010

jouche bag

A jewish douche bag. When calling someone a jew as an insult just isn't enough.

( Guys playing halo)

Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say

...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!

by Jouche bag February 7, 2009

Jouche

A Jushe is a jewish douche. Most commonly used as an insult. You know your a Jouche when you have no friends. Or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.

Jack- Hey Mike, are you going to Timmy's barmitsfa?

Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.

Jack- Ya, he is.

Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?

Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.

by MoldyNutCheese March 27, 2009

Jouche

a word me and my friends made up today a Jewish douche (a cheap useless person) (we made it up cuz I was rlly tired and we were playing b ball and I tried to say douche but said jouche)

me: "what a jouche he stole my cheeseitz then chewed them up and spit them in my face!" ... Friend: " Ya! What a jouche!"

by HinesWARDx86x April 7, 2008

Jouchebag

Word commonly associated with douchebags that's name start with a J.

God Bless America

Josh Flaws is a Jouchebag.

by sexyMexi42 April 27, 2011

Jouchies

a jean couch, also referred to infamous twitter gc

jouchies are gay and superior

by jouchphobic December 2, 2021