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a word to describe high school juniors that are complete douches. Usually hang out in large groups and think they are bad ass.
That lunch table over there is nothing but a bunch of jouches.
Jouches by The Jouche Hater March 10, 2011
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jouchebag 

a jewish douchebag, typically found in places like Goldman Sachs, most hedge funds, most law firms, anything that involves making large amounts of money for doing non-essential tasks that contribute nothing to society.
Damn, why are hedge funds like SAC and Third Point headed by such short, hairy and greedy jouchebags...
jouchebag by WASPavenger2 July 26, 2010
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jouche bag

A jewish douche bag. When calling someone a jew as an insult just isn't enough.
( Guys playing halo)

Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say

...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!
jouche bag by Jouche bag February 7, 2009
A Jushe is a jewish douche. Most commonly used as an insult. You know your a Jouche when you have no friends. Or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.
Jack- Hey Mike, are you going to Timmy's barmitsfa?

Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.

Jack- Ya, he is.

Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?

Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.
Jouche by MoldyNutCheese March 27, 2009
a word me and my friends made up today a Jewish douche (a cheap useless person) (we made it up cuz I was rlly tired and we were playing b ball and I tried to say douche but said jouche)
me: "what a jouche he stole my cheeseitz then chewed them up and spit them in my face!" ... Friend: " Ya! What a jouche!"
Jouche by HinesWARDx86x April 7, 2008

Jouchebag 

Word commonly associated with douchebags that's name start with a J.

God Bless America
Josh Flaws is a Jouchebag.
Jouchebag by sexyMexi42 April 27, 2011

Jouchies 

a jean couch, also referred to infamous twitter gc
jouchies are gay and superior
Jouchies by jouchphobic December 2, 2021
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