Jouches
a word to describe high school juniors that are complete douches. Usually hang out in large groups and think they are bad ass.
Jouches by The Jouche Hater March 10, 2011
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jouchebag
a jewish douchebag, typically found in places like Goldman Sachs, most hedge funds, most law firms, anything that involves making large amounts of money for doing non-essential tasks that contribute nothing to society.
Damn, why are hedge funds like SAC and Third Point headed by such short, hairy and greedy jouchebags...
jouchebag by WASPavenger2 July 26, 2010
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jouche bag
( Guys playing halo)
Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say
...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!
Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say
...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!
jouche bag by Jouche bag February 7, 2009
Jouche
A Jushe is a jewish douche. Most commonly used as an insult. You know your a Jouche when you have no friends. Or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.
Jack- Hey Mike, are you going to Timmy's barmitsfa?
Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.
Jack- Ya, he is.
Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?
Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.
Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.
Jack- Ya, he is.
Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?
Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.
Jouche by MoldyNutCheese March 27, 2009
Jouche
a word me and my friends made up today a Jewish douche (a cheap useless person) (we made it up cuz I was rlly tired and we were playing b ball and I tried to say douche but said jouche)
me: "what a jouche he stole my cheeseitz then chewed them up and spit them in my face!" ... Friend: " Ya! What a jouche!"
Jouche by HinesWARDx86x April 7, 2008
Jouchebag
Jouchebag by sexyMexi42 April 27, 2011
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