Jouch

Fucking, Jean couch, dog

We fuckin on the jouch tonight, baby 😔

by Lavtea September 17, 2019

Jouch

> Jean or Denim Couch. A staple in most mid-west or St. Augustine based homes>

jouch, denim couch, jean couch, couch, jofa

by Manchejenning September 14, 2011

jouch

a couch made out of jeans,

(screw u raiden)

1. would you like to sit on the jouch with me?
2. what if we kisses on the jouch? 😳

by EndyCake May 12, 2021

Jouch

A loose, used, worn out, stretched, and flap like vagina that has usually given several births.

The old lady down the street definitely has a jouch.

by Webster0554 December 8, 2019

Juche necromancy

The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".

Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.

by portfar September 20, 2021

Jouc

Definition - A term that is used colloquially to add some fance to the english word of ouch.

*gitz hedshot* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUC.

“Dude I can’t submit this word in its true form as a 1 word sentence.” JOUC!

by Joooouc February 1, 2023

Joscha

Other word for god.

I believe in Joscha

by Joscha lul July 12, 2017