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> Jean or Denim Couch. A staple in most mid-west or St. Augustine based homes>
jouch, denim couch, jean couch, couch, jofa
Jouch by Manchejenning September 14, 2011
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a couch made out of jeans,

(screw u raiden)
1. would you like to sit on the jouch with me?
2. what if we kisses on the jouch? 😳
jouch by EndyCake May 12, 2021
A loose, used, worn out, stretched, and flap like vagina that has usually given several births.
The old lady down the street definitely has a jouch.
Jouch by Webster0554 December 8, 2019

Juche necromancy 

The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".
Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.
Juche necromancy by portfar September 20, 2021
Definition - A term that is used colloquially to add some fance to the english word of ouch.
*gitz hedshot* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUC.

“Dude I can’t submit this word in its true form as a 1 word sentence.” JOUC!
Jouc by Joooouc February 1, 2023
Other word for god.
I believe in Joscha
Joscha by Joscha lul July 12, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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