Jouche

A Jushe is a jewish douche. Most commonly used as an insult. You know your a Jouche when you have no friends. Or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.

Jack- Hey Mike, are you going to Timmy's barmitsfa?

Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.

Jack- Ya, he is.

Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?

Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.

by MoldyNutCheese March 27, 2009

Jouche

a word me and my friends made up today a Jewish douche (a cheap useless person) (we made it up cuz I was rlly tired and we were playing b ball and I tried to say douche but said jouche)

me: "what a jouche he stole my cheeseitz then chewed them up and spit them in my face!" ... Friend: " Ya! What a jouche!"

by HinesWARDx86x April 7, 2008

Jouch

Fucking, Jean couch, dog

We fuckin on the jouch tonight, baby 😔

by Lavtea September 17, 2019

Jouch

> Jean or Denim Couch. A staple in most mid-west or St. Augustine based homes>

jouch, denim couch, jean couch, couch, jofa

by Manchejenning September 14, 2011

jouch

a couch made out of jeans,

(screw u raiden)

1. would you like to sit on the jouch with me?
2. what if we kisses on the jouch? 😳

by EndyCake May 12, 2021

Jouches

a word to describe high school juniors that are complete douches. Usually hang out in large groups and think they are bad ass.

That lunch table over there is nothing but a bunch of jouches.

by The Jouche Hater March 10, 2011

Jouch

A loose, used, worn out, stretched, and flap like vagina that has usually given several births.

The old lady down the street definitely has a jouch.

by Webster0554 December 8, 2019