Jouche 

A Jushe is a jewish douche. Most commonly used as an insult. You know your a Jouche when you have no friends. Or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.

Jack- Hey Mike, are you going to Timmy's barmitsfa?

Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.

Jack- Ya, he is.

Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?

Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.

Jouche by MoldyNutCheese March 27, 2009

Jouche 

a word me and my friends made up today a Jewish douche (a cheap useless person) (we made it up cuz I was rlly tired and we were playing b ball and I tried to say douche but said jouche)

me: "what a jouche he stole my cheeseitz then chewed them up and spit them in my face!" ... Friend: " Ya! What a jouche!"

Jouche by HinesWARDx86x April 7, 2008

jouche bag

A jewish douche bag. When calling someone a jew as an insult just isn't enough.

( Guys playing halo)

Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say

...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!

jouche bag by Jouche bag February 7, 2009

Juche necromancy 

The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".

Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.

Juche necromancy by portfar September 20, 2021

Jouch 

Fucking, Jean couch, dog

We fuckin on the jouch tonight, baby 😔

Jouch by Lavtea September 17, 2019

jochelle 

Crazy, highly energetic, and normally a good friend.

Person A: Man who is that crazy girl?

Person B: Oh, that’s Jochelle!

jochelle by RagingFireType April 12, 2021

Jeuche 

1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.

2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.

1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."

2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."

Jeuche by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010