A Jushe is a jewish douche. Most commonly used as an insult. You know your a Jouche when you have no friends. Or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.
Jack- Hey Mike, are you going to Timmy's barmitsfa?
Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.
Jack- Ya, he is.
Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?
Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.
Mike- No,Timmy is a Jouche.
Jack- Ya, he is.
Mike- Haha, who gives a rats ass if he is becoming a man?
Jack- Haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets fucking hair on his nuts.
by MoldyNutCheese March 27, 2009
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me: "what a jouche he stole my cheeseitz then chewed them up and spit them in my face!" ... Friend: " Ya! What a jouche!"
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Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say
...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!
Bobby: you killed me! you jewtard....
Colin: heyyy what can I say
...Colin: Dangit Bobby! your a jouche bag!
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Get the jouche bag mug.The ability of North Korean people to come back to life after reportedly been executed or died due to illness. Named after the DPRK state ideology, Juche, which is translated to "self-reliance".
Person 1: BBC reports that Kim Jong-un has disappeared from the state media and is probably dead.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.
Person 2: Just give it a few weeks. The power of Juche necromancy will resurrect him.
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Get the jochelle mug.1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.
2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.
2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.
1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."
2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."
2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."
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