Josphat 

A very humble and intelligent man whose future is certainly destined for great success but no one realizes.

Having a child as a josphat must be the greatest blessing for any parent.

Josphat by Phenomenal-1 November 24, 2021

josephat

Josephat. If you look into his eyes, you can see a passion, a sincerity which has yet to be known or understood by people. He posses a beautiful soul and his outer attractiveness is a mirror reflection of just how beautiful he is on the inside. he is lighthearted and will make you laugh with a blink of your eye and before you know it he will be hugging you to say 'you're cared for'.

He is an honest person and always strives to speak his truth, what he knows to be true in his heart. He does not judge people and sees them for who they are. The inner person beneath all the layers of fear, past heart aches, negative experiences and seeks to know a person for their insides (not their organs but their true spirit :))

An extremely caring person who will cross all boundaries to protect and shield the ones he loves. he loves his family to the zenith degree and adores animals and the loyalty that they bring into his life. He is admired by friends and loved by his family dearly. He is never alone. Even when he feels he is, he is never alone.

Inside him he harbors a deep love for people and wishes to contribute to the world. he is passionate, romantic and sweet the sweetest type of sweet one can find. He adores children and will make the most loving father and the perfect partner in life. he's incredibly sexy and his lips....... he's desired by all women and is loved very deeply by one girl especially, who he means everything to.

that's josephat means

josephat by joseph hawk November 3, 2020

Jumping Josephat!

A very mild euphemism similar to "Tarnation!" (Damnation!) or "Dagnab it!" (God damn it!)

Yosemite Sam, of Warner Brother Cartoons, would mispronounce it as "Josephat", ignoring the "sh". It was to indicate his lack of formal education.

See "Jumping Jehoshaphat"

From the 1966 Batman film. Robin :"Jumping Jehoshaphat Batman!"

From McHale's Navy: Lieutenant Commander McHale: "Great jumping Jehoshaphat!"

Yosemite Sam (mispronounced): "Jumping Josephat!"

Jumping Josephat! by Kingdragonfly February 5, 2017

Jumping Josephat!

A expression used to express that you are shocked.

Mom: Let's go you're gonna meet Britney Spears.
You: Jumping Josephat!

Jumping Josephat! by Simply Sara February 26, 2008

joshatang 

A strange creature from the island of Blackan that lives off of mold-covered rocks. These creatures are by far the most unintelligent in the animal kingdom. They can eat through walls and crack stones on their heads. Friendly yes, but can convulse and attack without mercy. They are very poisonous especially in the Summmer.

I just ran over another joshatang; it's yellow eyes were gleaming like fireflies--I got scared.

joshatang by Mondo August 15, 2003

holy josaphat

Another word for holy crap.

Holy Josaphat, I just saw Jesus.

holy josaphat by turtle233333333 July 4, 2010

joshathan 

Josh and Johnathan, these two combinations of names is the ultimate human being you’d want to become, he has a massive 8 inch long and 4 inch wide girthy cock, and he’s 6’10” 325 pounds of pure fucking muscle and he’s banned from any sport because it just wouldn’t be fair to anyone.

“wOw jOsHaThAn HaS sUcH a GrEaT pErSoNaLiTy”

“I wAnT tO bE jUsT LiKe JoShAtHaN”

joshathan by Karl Marx is my daddy January 11, 2021