joshatang

A strange creature from the island of Blackan that lives off of mold-covered rocks. These creatures are by far the most unintelligent in the animal kingdom. They can eat through walls and crack stones on their heads. Friendly yes, but can convulse and attack without mercy. They are very poisonous especially in the Summmer.

I just ran over another joshatang; it's yellow eyes were gleaming like fireflies--I got scared.

by Mondo August 15, 2003

joshathan

Josh and Johnathan, these two combinations of names is the ultimate human being you’d want to become, he has a massive 8 inch long and 4 inch wide girthy cock, and he’s 6’10” 325 pounds of pure fucking muscle and he’s banned from any sport because it just wouldn’t be fair to anyone.

“wOw jOsHaThAn HaS sUcH a GrEaT pErSoNaLiTy”

“I wAnT tO bE jUsT LiKe JoShAtHaN”

by Karl Marx is my daddy January 11, 2021

jonhatan

A cute, funny, and sometimes mean boy. They normally like cats, and are masochists.

"Wow! Jonhatan got hit in the face! It looks like he liked it... What a masochist.."

by TrinKitty July 4, 2016

joshaan

Joshaan is the most unique woman you’ve ever seen. You are very lucky to know her and more if she likes you.

Joshaan is unique and amazing

by Mxxxxxx November 22, 2021

joshspanglered

Lowest of the low. The worst possible lowest form of meaningless wickedly evil and cruel treatment of another person. To suffer great sadness and pain. To get fucked over by the lowest of the low.

Don’t get involved with him shannon you will end up joshspanglered. You won’t recover from that. It will destroy you.

by Oracle Jones July 21, 2022