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joshatang 

A strange creature from the island of Blackan that lives off of mold-covered rocks. These creatures are by far the most unintelligent in the animal kingdom. They can eat through walls and crack stones on their heads. Friendly yes, but can convulse and attack without mercy. They are very poisonous especially in the Summmer.
I just ran over another joshatang; it's yellow eyes were gleaming like fireflies--I got scared.
joshatang by Mondo August 15, 2003
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joshathan 

Josh and Johnathan, these two combinations of names is the ultimate human being you’d want to become, he has a massive 8 inch long and 4 inch wide girthy cock, and he’s 6’10” 325 pounds of pure fucking muscle and he’s banned from any sport because it just wouldn’t be fair to anyone.
“wOw jOsHaThAn HaS sUcH a GrEaT pErSoNaLiTy”

“I wAnT tO bE jUsT LiKe JoShAtHaN”
joshathan by Karl Marx is my daddy January 11, 2021

jonhatan 

A cute, funny, and sometimes mean boy. They normally like cats, and are masochists.
"Wow! Jonhatan got hit in the face! It looks like he liked it... What a masochist.."
jonhatan by TrinKitty July 4, 2016
Joshaan is the most unique woman you’ve ever seen. You are very lucky to know her and more if she likes you.
Joshaan is unique and amazing
joshaan by Mxxxxxx November 22, 2021

joshspanglered 

Lowest of the low. The worst possible lowest form of meaningless wickedly evil and cruel treatment of another person. To suffer great sadness and pain. To get fucked over by the lowest of the low.
Don’t get involved with him shannon you will end up joshspanglered. You won’t recover from that. It will destroy you.
joshspanglered by Oracle Jones July 21, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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