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joshathan 

Josh and Johnathan, these two combinations of names is the ultimate human being you’d want to become, he has a massive 8 inch long and 4 inch wide girthy cock, and he’s 6’10” 325 pounds of pure fucking muscle and he’s banned from any sport because it just wouldn’t be fair to anyone.
“wOw jOsHaThAn HaS sUcH a GrEaT pErSoNaLiTy

“I wAnT tO bE jUsT LiKe JoShAtHaN”
joshathan by Karl Marx is my daddy January 11, 2021
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jonathan turner 

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7
'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline
jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff 

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

jonathan ogden

"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"
jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.
Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

Jonathan Slater 

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more
Jonathan Slater by Cal Boy April 7, 2010
Jonathan gave me a pop tart at lunch one time in the 2nd grade
Jonathan by PS4 is hella gay October 23, 2019