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Josephat. If you look into his eyes, you can see a passion, a sincerity which has yet to be known or understood by people. He posses a beautiful soul and his outer attractiveness is a mirror reflection of just how beautiful he is on the inside. he is lighthearted and will make you laugh with a blink of your eye and before you know it he will be hugging you to say 'you're cared for'.

He is an honest person and always strives to speak his truth, what he knows to be true in his heart. He does not judge people and sees them for who they are. The inner person beneath all the layers of fear, past heart aches, negative experiences and seeks to know a person for their insides (not their organs but their true spirit :))

An extremely caring person who will cross all boundaries to protect and shield the ones he loves. he loves his family to the zenith degree and adores animals and the loyalty that they bring into his life. He is admired by friends and loved by his family dearly. He is never alone. Even when he feels he is, he is never alone.

Inside him he harbors a deep love for people and wishes to contribute to the world. he is passionate, romantic and sweet the sweetest type of sweet one can find. He adores children and will make the most loving father and the perfect partner in life. he's incredibly sexy and his lips....... he's desired by all women and is loved very deeply by one girl especially, who he means everything to.
that's josephat means
josephat by joseph hawk November 3, 2020
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Jumping Josephat!

A very mild euphemism similar to "Tarnation!" (Damnation!) or "Dagnab it!" (God damn it!)

Yosemite Sam, of Warner Brother Cartoons, would mispronounce it as "Josephat", ignoring the "sh". It was to indicate his lack of formal education.

See "Jumping Jehoshaphat"
From the 1966 Batman film. Robin :"Jumping Jehoshaphat Batman!"

From McHale's Navy: Lieutenant Commander McHale: "Great jumping Jehoshaphat!"

Yosemite Sam (mispronounced): "Jumping Josephat!"
Jumping Josephat! by Kingdragonfly February 5, 2017

Jumping Josephat!

A expression used to express that you are shocked.
Mom: Let's go you're gonna meet Britney Spears.
You: Jumping Josephat!
Jumping Josephat! by Simply Sara February 26, 2008
An amazingly hot girl, who is one of a kind and is the love of all guys life. They just havent realized it yet.
Josepha is hot. Best use!
Josepha by Gogirl December 18, 2009
Josepha is often known as a bad girl who know one likes but from my knowledge she is the bestest friend u could ever have she also makes a really great girlfriend she is very funny and nice and really hot too trust me. She is known to be depressed so if u see josepha upset make her happy. If u happen to stumble across a josepha, tell her to call me!
Josepha is so hot but she looks depressed I am going to help her out
Josepha by Dominopetezuhut October 26, 2018
Someone who would make a good Mormon because he or she does not get drunk, have premarital sex, or use illegal drugs. (Refers to Joseph Smith).
Whoa, was she at that frat party on Friday night?

No, of course not, she's a Josephite!
Josephite by Santa Is A Smoker October 10, 2011
Josepha is an African queen from the Ivory Coast. Very talented and beautiful and full of joy and laughters. She knows how to put smiles on faces and can be possess all the abilities that could never be imagined of her. On the other hand, she knows how to get down and dirty and can be super bad behind closed doors.
Damn man, I would love to tap Josepha anytime
Josepha by EatADickHoe October 26, 2016
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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