Jornking 

When you masturbate so aggressively that the skin around the tip starts to peel of and bleed over your hand

Bro, I’m jornking my shit right now and it really hurts.

Jornking by Zannix May 9, 2024

jonking 

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

Jonking 

When you get bum raped by a creeper in Minecraft

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a creeper is jonking me in the ASSHOLE!

Jonking by Adam Tozer February 26, 2021

Jorning 

The opposite of Clowing
to insert your testicles into a mans anus, while at the same time jerking off; normally occurs with several black men standing around

"aww yea jorn that nigger"
" you must be Jorning"

Jorning by Thepuddys January 29, 2014

Jorking my shit rn 

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong

Man I'm jorking my shit rn

Jorking my shit rn by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023

jonking 

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

jonking by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009