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Jordache 

80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.
*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob
Jordache by jilladelphia* January 18, 2004
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Jordache 

a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.

derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.
"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."
Jordache by StymieSi June 11, 2006

Jordache 

A white male with blonde hair and blue eyes. Jordache is known for being a very angry person. Going along with his anger Jordache is known to be very short.
Why is Jordache so angry?
Jordache by A random user 21928383 November 21, 2021

Dirty Jordice 

The act of a mother having a threesome with her sons friends mothers but instead of dildos they use a car gear shifter, a hitch, the leg of a chair, and a bed post. They all alternate between the four. Like stations.
I caught my mom and her friends in the act of doing the Dirty Jordice, they were taking turns in their four stations. I kinda liked it. It was beautiful.