Jordan Peters
Jordan Peters by awesome sauce5552186 April 23, 2011
Jordan Peterson
A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."
SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."
Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"
SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."
Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"
Jordan Peterson by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017
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Jordan Peterson
The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.
Jordan Peterson by DR. SCHIZONIGGA September 10, 2019
Jordan Peterson
Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.
Jordan Peterson by C J B November 6, 2019
Jordan Peterson
Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.
John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.
Jordan Peterson by Manfoetus July 16, 2023
Jordan Peterson
Canadian psychologist famous for his opposition to compelled speech, and for urging people to take accountability and action for their life rather than blaming others for their circumstances.
Blue haired teen: “is that Jordan Peterson? He is problematic because he doesn’t say things I like”
Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”
Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”
Jordan Peterson by Borgar hoarder December 10, 2022
Jordan Peterson
A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.
"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."
Jordan Peterson by Gjord August 15, 2022
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