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A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.
Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."

SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."

Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"
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by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017

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AGI
Short for "artificial general intelligence", an artificial intelligence capable of having functional multiple intelligences just like humans.
Holy fuck! In ten years SoundHound will become an AGI.
by Artilectual Thanatos March 17, 2016

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ASI
Short for "artificial superior intelligence", an artificial intelligence capable of having functional multiple intelligences beyond human beings; a form of superintelligence.
Holy fuck! In ten years SoundHound will become an AGI, but in ten years, five hours, six minutes and eight seconds it will become an ASI, thus our new god.
by Artilectual Thanatos January 07, 2019

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A neologism created by Hugo de Garis that means "artificial intellect". Basically a cool word for AI.
If we put a chip in our brains a million times more intelligent than us, we become a cool cyborg; but if we develop AI tecnology long enough we will create an Artilect. For such a being we will create war amongst ourselves, for it will be our new god. Thus, we will be our own Terminator.
by Artilectual Thanatos January 07, 2019

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