Gjord's definitions

mid broads

Broads that are mid.

"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"

by Gjord September 27, 2022

monkaLIB

Something you post when someone is being a useless lib

1: "Hey check out this new Lincoln Project video"
2: "monkaLIB PepeLa LP"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

jary get ipad

Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today

"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"

by Gjord August 27, 2022

Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

George Orwin

A great conservative patriot who said in 1984 that peak communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word.

"I AM BEING SILENCED BY THE WOKE MOB! 1984 GEORGE ORWIN!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Vuvuzela

Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know

"communism doesn't work, check what happened to Vuvuzela"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.

"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022