Gjord's definitions

Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

Build the flag

Something we need to do to make america greta again

"Donald Trump always says, we gotta build the flag"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

1984

The year great American patriot George Orwin said "socialism is when no iphone and communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word". A statement so deep and profound it caused the demonrats to lose the next two election cycles, triggered the fall of the Soviet Union, and caused millions of American to have intercourse with bootleg copies of the US constitution.

"I wish it was 1984 so I could chill out with great conservative heroes like Reagan and Orwin #lewronggeneration"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Thank you USA

An epic declaration of gratitude and lifelong friendship by Albanian music legend Armend Miftari-Mendi, and a keystone moment in the history of balkanposting. Strive to be the person Kosovo thinks America is.

"Thank you USA
You are my best friend
You are the peace keeper
You are the lejend!!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

PepeLa

Someone, usually in media or political spheres, who are known for their unusually high duplicity, incompetence, ignorance, bigotry and/or megalomania. Usually preceeded by the initial of said person.

"This CNN anchor acts like he's PepeLa D"

by Gjord August 11, 2022

magakag

Make America Great Again Keep America Greta

"Libtards can't even magakag. Sad!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022

monkaLIB

Something you post when someone is being a useless lib

1: "Hey check out this new Lincoln Project video"
2: "monkaLIB PepeLa LP"

by Gjord August 15, 2022