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Chyna

A country in Asia

Some of the libtards like Johnny Harris think Chyna doesn't exist but don't listen to them
Donald Trump: "“I've read hundreds of books about Chyna over the decades. I know the Chynese. I've made a lot of money with the Chynese. I understand the Chynese mind.”
by Gjord August 29, 2022
mugGet the Chynamug.

monkaLIB

Something you post when someone is being a useless lib
1: "Hey check out this new Lincoln Project video"
2: "monkaLIB PepeLa LP"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
mugGet the monkaLIBmug.

Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.
CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
mugGet the Thanks Obamamug.

jary get ipad

Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today
"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"
by Gjord August 27, 2022
mugGet the jary get ipadmug.

mid broads

Broads that are mid.
"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"
by Gjord September 27, 2022
mugGet the mid broadsmug.

Obame

Bary Husane Obame

44th "president" in the history of America
Seinfeld2000: "Presedent Bary Husane Obame sell America to Tibet while hard working Amercans asleep at night. When Jary wake up hes basicaly a slave now"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
mugGet the Obamemug.

Vuvuzela

Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know
"communism doesn't work, check what happened to Vuvuzela"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
mugGet the Vuvuzelamug.

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