Gjord's definitions

monkaLIB

Something you post when someone is being a useless lib

1: "Hey check out this new Lincoln Project video"
2: "monkaLIB PepeLa LP"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

jary get ipad

Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today

"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"

by Gjord August 27, 2022

Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

mid broads

Broads that are mid.

"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"

by Gjord September 27, 2022

Obame

Bary Husane Obame

44th "president" in the history of America

Seinfeld2000: "Presedent Bary Husane Obame sell America to Tibet while hard working Amercans asleep at night. When Jary wake up hes basicaly a slave now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

PepeLa

Someone, usually in media or political spheres, who are known for their unusually high duplicity, incompetence, ignorance, bigotry and/or megalomania. Usually preceeded by the initial of said person.

"This CNN anchor acts like he's PepeLa D"

by Gjord August 11, 2022

1984

The year great American patriot George Orwin said "socialism is when no iphone and communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word". A statement so deep and profound it caused the demonrats to lose the next two election cycles, triggered the fall of the Soviet Union, and caused millions of American to have intercourse with bootleg copies of the US constitution.

"I wish it was 1984 so I could chill out with great conservative heroes like Reagan and Orwin #lewronggeneration"

by Gjord August 15, 2022