Gjord's definitions

jary get ipad

Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today

"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"

by Gjord August 27, 2022

email

Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.

1: "HILLARY'S EMAILS HUNTER'S LAPTOP UKRAINE VUVUZELA CHYNA 1984 100 MILLION DEAD"
2: "OK Boomer"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Lawyer dawg

Also spelled lawyer dog or lawyerdog. A canine lawyer. The most prestigious and highest paying job a canine can have. They're usually very cute because they have glasses and they carry their briefcases in their mouth. According to the sixth amendment, you are entitled to a lawyer dawg in the United States.

1: "Just give me a lawyer dawg"
2: "OK."

by Gjord September 5, 2022

monkaLIB

Something you post when someone is being a useless lib

1: "Hey check out this new Lincoln Project video"
2: "monkaLIB PepeLa LP"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Vuvuzela

Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know

"communism doesn't work, check what happened to Vuvuzela"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.

"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022

KHive

The new n-word.

DNC plant: "As a gay black man, I was once called KHive on Twitter which is the most offensive thing anyone can say to me, a gay black man"

by Gjord August 15, 2022