Gjord's definitions

monkaLIB

Something you post when someone is being a useless lib

1: "Hey check out this new Lincoln Project video"
2: "monkaLIB PepeLa LP"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Vuvuzela

Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know

"communism doesn't work, check what happened to Vuvuzela"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.

"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022

KHive

The new n-word.

DNC plant: "As a gay black man, I was once called KHive on Twitter which is the most offensive thing anyone can say to me, a gay black man"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

George Orwin

A great conservative patriot who said in 1984 that peak communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word.

"I AM BEING SILENCED BY THE WOKE MOB! 1984 GEORGE ORWIN!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

what's Aleppo

Rule #1 of the Libertarian Fight Club: you don't ask what's Aleppo.

Ryan got his head smashed in for asking what's Aleppo. Since then he became a degrowther.

by Gjord August 17, 2022

Best of British

Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.

"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"

by Gjord September 11, 2022