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The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.
"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"
by Gjord December 31, 2022
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Get the magakag mug.An epic declaration of gratitude and lifelong friendship by Albanian music legend Armend Miftari-Mendi, and a keystone moment in the history of balkanposting. Strive to be the person Kosovo thinks America is.
by Gjord August 15, 2022
Get the Thank you USA mug.The year great American patriot George Orwin said "socialism is when no iphone and communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word". A statement so deep and profound it caused the demonrats to lose the next two election cycles, triggered the fall of the Soviet Union, and caused millions of American to have intercourse with bootleg copies of the US constitution.
"I wish it was 1984 so I could chill out with great conservative heroes like Reagan and Orwin #lewronggeneration"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
Get the 1984 mug.Someone, usually in media or political spheres, who are known for their unusually high duplicity, incompetence, ignorance, bigotry and/or megalomania. Usually preceeded by the initial of said person.
by Gjord August 11, 2022
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"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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