Definitions by Gjord
Top Greta
The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.
"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"
Banterweight
A class of people who are not that good at what they do but somehow stay relevant but talking a lot of shit 24/7.
"Connor McGregor is the banterweight champion of the world."
Banterweight by Gjord October 9, 2022
mid broads
"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"
mid broads by Gjord September 27, 2022
PepeLa V
The second biggest PepeLa of all PepeLas. A proud anarcho-nato-bidenist debatelord. Inventor of the tactical n-word. Advocate of ironic misogyny.
Best of British
Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.
Best of British by Gjord September 11, 2022
Lawyer dawg
Also spelled lawyer dog or lawyerdog. A canine lawyer. The most prestigious and highest paying job a canine can have. They're usually very cute because they have glasses and they carry their briefcases in their mouth. According to the sixth amendment, you are entitled to a lawyer dawg in the United States.
Lawyer dawg by Gjord September 5, 2022
Make America Greta Again
Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.
"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"
Make America Greta Again by Gjord August 29, 2022