Gjord's definitions

Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

Banterweight

A class of people who are not that good at what they do but somehow stay relevant but talking a lot of shit 24/7.

"Connor McGregor is the banterweight champion of the world."

by Gjord October 9, 2022

mid broads

Broads that are mid.

"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"

by Gjord September 27, 2022

PepeLa V

The second biggest PepeLa of all PepeLas. A proud anarcho-nato-bidenist debatelord. Inventor of the tactical n-word. Advocate of ironic misogyny.

"I can't believe this dumbass wanted to have PepeLa V at the women's march."

by Gjord September 13, 2022

Best of British

Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.

"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"

by Gjord September 11, 2022

Lawyer dawg

Also spelled lawyer dog or lawyerdog. A canine lawyer. The most prestigious and highest paying job a canine can have. They're usually very cute because they have glasses and they carry their briefcases in their mouth. According to the sixth amendment, you are entitled to a lawyer dawg in the United States.

1: "Just give me a lawyer dawg"
2: "OK."

by Gjord September 5, 2022

Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.

"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022