Gjord's definitions

Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

PepeLa

Someone, usually in media or political spheres, who are known for their unusually high duplicity, incompetence, ignorance, bigotry and/or megalomania. Usually preceeded by the initial of said person.

"This CNN anchor acts like he's PepeLa D"

by Gjord August 11, 2022

PepeLa D

The biggest PepeLa of all PepeLas. So toxic he has to constantly ban evade from most platforms, except targetted harassement sites because he loves doxxing random people. Likes to debate on stupid shit and pretends to be a liberal. Do not engage.

"I can't believe this dumbass wants to debate PepeLa D"

by Gjord August 11, 2022

Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.

CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Obame

Bary Husane Obame

44th "president" in the history of America

Seinfeld2000: "Presedent Bary Husane Obame sell America to Tibet while hard working Amercans asleep at night. When Jary wake up hes basicaly a slave now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Hunter

A gigachad playboy who triggers low-life conservative pundits. Loves coke and treats his favorite sex workers like queens.

"We must find Hunter's laptop!"
"Damn, yall must be thirsty for the Hunter nudes"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022