An epic declaration of gratitude and lifelong friendship by Albanian music legend Armend Miftari-Mendi, and a keystone moment in the history of balkanposting. Strive to be the person Kosovo thinks America is.
by Gjord August 15, 2022
DNC plant: "As a gay black man, I was once called KHive on Twitter which is the most offensive thing anyone can say to me, a gay black man"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know
by Gjord August 15, 2022
Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.
by Gjord August 15, 2022
Also spelled lawyer dog or lawyerdog. A canine lawyer. The most prestigious and highest paying job a canine can have. They're usually very cute because they have glasses and they carry their briefcases in their mouth. According to the sixth amendment, you are entitled to a lawyer dawg in the United States.
by Gjord September 05, 2022
Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.
"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"
by Gjord August 29, 2022
Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.
CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"
by Gjord August 15, 2022