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You’ve been jooved, enjoy it !
Jooved by Blckops June 15, 2022
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"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro
Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003
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Jooved Jooked joosed Jooed jooked up joovens joofed joofed out Jooged jooned
To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.
Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.
jooned by Joon W February 19, 2009
to be penetrated by a man of Jewish faith or to get dissed in an extremely painful way
Oh! He just got insulted very badly! He got jooed.
Jooed by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

joofed out 

a term or phrase that relates to someone being very high, very very high.
Dude I went to see Avatar 3D, only I didn't need 3D glasses because I was so joofed out.
When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.
Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.
JOOSED by triktrik January 25, 2015

jooked up 

Phrase based on the West Indian verb to jook, as in to stab. to jook someone up, or to get jooked up.
"Truesay, man's gonna get jooked up tonight"; "Oh my gosh, Tyrone got jooked up round my estate"
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